Dear Maxim: Could you do a photoshoot like the one we just saw in French Vogue, but with Bar and Ali Campoverdi in high sharp heels, locked in a moist kiss, while standing on Leo's boybits?
@Streeter: Which is exactly why women who are convinced that they're unattractive should do the following:
1. Base their entire self-esteem on what the sarcastic/ gay/jaded/inner beauty seeking general posting population on Gawker says.
2. Go to Jezebel.com and blast comments about Unhealthy Body Image under every post.
3. Bask in the 10,000 responses agreeing with you.
4. Don't forget to blame the Patriarchy if you're a liberal or the Media if you're a conservative. Blame both and you'll have 1575 new friends on Jezebel in 10 minutes and you'll get many compliments on your intelligence. All this external validation should temporarily make up for your low opinion of your appearance.
Bulletin: Those who like print on the page are hardly "computer illiterate," genius. They are, among other things, people who don't want to haul their freaking computer into the john just to have a Leo Bloom moment. (You'll find that, for many purposes, the printed page is a better technology than silicon apparatus.) But I take no responsibility for the literacy of SI readers per se...
Oh, those hints of loosened spaghetti-strap against azure tropical bays -- my thirteenth year was so much better for them, and yet worse when it came time for Mom to launder my sheets.
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I know there are smart gorgeous women out there.
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if the general posting population thinks she is ho-hum...what chance is there for women who are short, kinda heavy..had kids, etc etc.
SI did well...as did L.D. Rock on.
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1. Base their entire self-esteem on what the sarcastic/ gay/jaded/inner beauty seeking general posting population on Gawker says.
2. Go to Jezebel.com and blast comments about Unhealthy Body Image under every post.
3. Bask in the 10,000 responses agreeing with you.
4. Don't forget to blame the Patriarchy if you're a liberal or the Media if you're a conservative. Blame both and you'll have 1575 new friends on Jezebel in 10 minutes and you'll get many compliments on your intelligence. All this external validation should temporarily make up for your low opinion of your appearance.
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I know. Piercing is against my religion, but I thought hers was tasteful.
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She's been getting too much attention her entire life. Imagine what she would be like if she wasn't??
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