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    Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?

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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    Marmots? #swineflu
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    Image of Jackie Yoshi Jackie Yoshi
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    :O

    You better believe this will have an impact on LoLCats. #swineflu
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    Patient Zero Kitteh Sez "Cat-choo!!" #swineflu
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    Oh that's not right. Killing off the kitty cats unfairly targets single 40-something women living in studio apartments in Manhattan. #h1n1
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Don't forget us lonely old queens in our studios! Didn't you see The Drowsy Chaperone?

    It's a pity that ferrets are still illegal as pets in NYC. They are cute little buggers, as long as you litterbox-train them properly. #h1n1
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    @unclevanya: The lonely old queens are never forgotten, but I hope you'll understand if I don't join you in your quest for ferret liberation. I was bitten by a ferret in 1988 and have not yet recovered from the trauma. #swineflu
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    Image of jesus_las_vegas jesus_las_vegas
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    "lethargic, had trouble breathing and had a loss of appetite"

    That's Iowa for you. #h1n1
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/05/09

    @jesus_las_vegas: Have you been to Iowa? Loss of appetite is not something that the residents appear to have. #swineflu
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/05/09

    @momof3wildkids: Maybe the problem was that cats don't like corn. #swineflu
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Great Swine Flu Pandemic of... Six Months Ago
    Whatever, my friend says its a great diet. #swineflu
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    Image of 18thCFox 18thCFox
    10/28/09

    In reply to At Last! Obama Girls Finally Vaccinated
    Just a thought--what with the surge in threats against the First Family, maybe they were reluctant to get them vaccinated in case they "accidentally" got the wrong stuff? #barackobama
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/28/09

    In reply to At Last! Obama Girls Finally Vaccinated
    Oh, yeah. And we really landed on the moon, too. Wake Up, Sheeple! Those were fake vaccines - not the ones concocted by Obama's Nazi/Muslim masters who live within the Hollow Earth! #barackobama
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    Image of psybab psybab
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    The continuing saga of vaccinations on hufpo is so ridiculous that it astounds me. Not only that, but comments made refuting their retarded claims are DELETED. #conspiracies
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    Image of NickelMD NickelMD
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    And if they had received the vaccine now, there would be cries of favoritism from Becktard et al. "There are pregnant women and children under 5 who have not gotten the vaccine and yet the Obama girls who are not in any of the five high risk groups get one first! Foul play!"

    And wait for it... once they get the vaccine the paranoid conspiracy idiots and the anti-vaccine whackjobs will join together to question whether they actually got the vaccine. "Certificate of Live Vaccine" anyone?

    Personally though even as an ER doctor (who is swimming in H1N1 on a nightly basis) I won't get it until its my turn (ok, then I will be at the front of the line.) In this case its genuinely pregnant women and small children first. #conspiracies
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/26/09

    @NickelMD: genuinely pregnant women and small children first

    Make sure those genuinely pregnant small children are covered. And is that as opposed to Glee characters that are faking a pregnancy?

    Classic PR no-win situation. The nutjobs have something to rant about no matter what. #conspiracies
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    Image of NickelMD NickelMD
    10/26/09

    @Mo MoDo: Ya got me. Crap wording on my part: Try this: "genuinely the case that pregnant women and small children go first" #conspiracies
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    10/26/09

    @Mo MoDo: I like your interpretation. Surely there are other women out there who are pretending! And they should not get the vaccine first. #conspiracies
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    And I'll bet there's no fluoride in their toothpaste, either. Huffpo - our precious bodily fluids are being sapped and impurified. Get on it! #conspiracies
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    Instead of getting vaccinated, why not just implore all Americans to pray? Then, we record the percentage of people who still contract H1N1 from each religion. Whatever religion got swine flu the least is the One True Faith. #conspiracies
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/26/09

    @morninggloria: But what if the swine flu is God's way of punishing God's followers for not being devout enough or for too much sinning? Then God's true followers may actually die in greater numbers. I think we should implore all Americans to wrap themselves in sackcloth and ashes. #conspiracies
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/26/09

    @Lymed: I was really gunning to spend a few weeks shouting "WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?! to flu-stricken evangelicals." #conspiracies
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/26/09

    @morninggloria: You can still shout it, but they will be in sackcloth and ashes. Because we all know Jews are God's chosen people so I'm perfectly content that I'll survive, compromised immune system and all.

    And now I'm off to pray so I don't get smited for this comment. #conspiracies
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    Swine flu, hell! The picture is proof: The government wants to turn children into toys! Easily controlled toys!!! #conspiracies
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    HuffPo's snake oil sideshow ("Living") should be declared a menace to public health and shut down immediately. #conspiracies
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    Image of Adah Adah
    10/26/09

    In reply to Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination
    I'm not saying the swine flu vaccination is a sinister government plot of some sort, probably aimed at keeping the population docile. I'm just saying I think there's a reason that no one I know in the military has gotten it yet. We're usually the first ones, as the government uses us as lab rats...

    /obvious sarcasm (I have to spell it out for the Glenn Beck crowd)
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    Lymed promoted this comment Edited by Adah at 10/26/09 10:46 AM Adah was starred Adah was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/26/09

    @Adah: Health care workers and children make better guinea pigs I guess.
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    Edited by Lymed at 10/26/09 11:18 AM Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
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