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Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves

Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears was molested as a kid. Usher is a girlyman. Captain Scuzzybutt Esq. will make Page Six one day. Natalie Portman's "tits." Barbara Cocoran's PR team. Presenting your late-edition Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

12/06/09

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By Foster Kamer

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Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position

Just in time for flu season: Cosmo's guide to making your man's cheeks flush with pleasure, not fever. It should be noted that sex partners you don't kiss may be "high risk" for other contagions. [scan via]

12/03/09

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By Maureen O'Connor

#writerscompanion

The Swine Flu-Necktie Epidemic: How to Write a Cautionary Medical Article

Everyone's talking about swine flu, which means medical journalists are in high demand. But how do you come up with new angles on something so overplayed and relatively straightforward? More »

11/19/09

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By Maureen O'Connor

#vitalsigns

Benoit Denizet-Lewis Health Report

Former ~~drug-and-~~sex addict and current writing-about~~-drug-and-~~ (just!) sex-addiction addict Benoit Denizet-Lewis had the swine flu for eight days. Then he ate bad sushi and got sick. There's a fine how-do-you-do, eh? [BDL]

11/18/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#aporkalypsenow

Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?

If you were planning on taking a feline friend to Des Moines on a sightseeing trip to see whatever the hell is in Des Moines, stop. Cats (well cat, singular actually) there are being struck by the vicious porcine plague. More »

11/05/09

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By Ravi Somaiya

#aporkaplysethen

The Great Swine Flu Pandemic of... Six Months Ago

According to the Times, a new CDC study says between 1.8 million and 5.7 million people were infected with swine flu this past spring. Quick: We must travel back in time and warn the past that they weren't panicking enough.

10/29/09

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By Adrian Chen

#health

At Last! Obama Girls Finally Vaccinated

So now you know it's safe to do the same for your kids. Although there is no video footage of this suspicious event, so proceed at your own risk! More »

10/28/09

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By Amdesi

#h1n1

Obama Girls Spared Maoist Vaccination Indoctrination

The Swine Flu is either a excuse to declare martial law and enslave the white race, or it is genetically engineered plague with no cure. Either way, isn't it convenient that President Obama's daughters haven't been vaccinated? More »

10/26/09

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By Pareene

#healthcrisis

Is The Swine Flu Vaccine Gonna Kill Us All? Answer: Just The Youngs

What's more dangerous, the Swine Flu or the Swine Flu vaccine? 'Depends who you ask. Proponent of alternative medicine Bill Maher tried to make his case again this weekend. More »

10/18/09

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By Anthony De Rosa

#gossiproundup

Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!

Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More »

10/16/09

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By Andrew Belonsky

#videuhoh

Bill O'Reilly Calls Glenn Beck Insane, Glenn Beck Calls His Viewers "Zombies"

Glenn Beck's doing well in the ratings these days. So well, that Bill O'Reilly doesn't mind letting his viewers know what he thinks of Beck, and that Beck doesn't mind letting his viewers know what he thinks of them. Frankness? More »

10/10/09

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By Foster Kamer

#aporkalypsenow

Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan

The deadly Mexican Pig Flu's dirtiest deed yet: Coming between you and the literal body and blood of Christ. You will pay dearly for this, heathen microbe. More »

10/09/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#gossiproundup

Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death

Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there's gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor's future. Yes, it's your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More »

10/06/09

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By Andrew Belonsky

#aporkalypsenow

Fall's Hottest Accessory: Swine Flu Vaccine

The good news: one shot of tasty swine flu vaccine is all it will take to save you from the dreaded pig virus this year! The bad news: All the medicine is going to special interests. More »

09/11/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

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Swine Flu Imperils Times Trend Piece Topic

Is the Times getting cute with us? Months after warning us of the teen hug epidemic they are now asking if teen hugs spread swine flu. More »

09/04/09

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By Pareene

#aporkalypsenow

Swine Flu Targets Colombian President

Like the Costa Rican president before him, Colombian president Alvaro Uribe has the fearsome swine flu. He came down with the symptoms during a meeting with regional leaders. Ha! And they're worried about the American military? [WaPo]

08/30/09

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By Andrew Belonsky

#aporkalypsenow

We Have Swine Flu to Look Forward To

Right this very minute, trillions of deadly Mexican Pig Flu microbes are just cold chillin' in nooks and crannies somewhere, waiting for the fall flu season, when they will emerge and strike nearly 100,000 Americans dead. Say scientists! More »

08/25/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#aporkalypsenow

Which World Leader Has Swine Flu Today?

The President of Costa Rica has swine flu. He vows to "carry out my work by telecommuting"—presumably from the Conde Nast building, which is the Pig Flu World Headquarters. His nation's only hope now: Flying Rabbis.

08/12/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#mediacrack

Donny Deutsch, Howard Dean Also Journalists Now

In your woozy Tuesday media column: MSNBC pulls in the crazies for airtime, Gallant former journo beats Goofus current journo, NYT family members catch the swine flu, and the LA Times is all fucked up. More »

07/28/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#aporkalypsenow

Swine Flu at the National Geographic Society!

In a clear act of porcine aggression against our nation's geographers, the dreaded Mexican Pig Flu has struck the National Geographic Society. We have the memo. More »

07/27/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#aporkalypsenow

Stay Tuned for Sports, Traffic, and Swine Flu

The dreaded Mexican Pig Flu will be back. Oh yes. Of that, there is no question. A few months from now, you will wake up to hear daily Swine Flu Reports sandwiched between weather and traffic. Not a joke! More »

07/21/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

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