Obama Will Skip Depressing Nancy Reagan Funeral for Depressing SXSW

Obama does not give a fuck anymore, according to a White House briefing, and certainly doesn’t care about Nancy Reagan’s funeral. Instead, NBC News reports, he’ll be headed to Texas for the annual horror-confluence of indie music and startup culture known as SXSW.
Joe Scarborough Plays in a Band, Loves "Graham Parsons," and Has Always Dreamed of Doing a Congressman
If you’re attending the very trendy youth-oriented music conference South by Southwest this month, you might consider stopping by to watch an up-and-coming alt-country musician named Joe Scarborough sling a few songs at the Moody Theater. Joe has written over 400 songs, composed a musical, and loves “Graham Parsons &…
Barack Obama Is Going to SXSW (Embarrassing)
In what is a major get for South by Southwest (SXSW) and a deeply embarrassing move for the Office of the President, Barack Obama will be interviewed in a “keynote conversation” during the annual vanity carnival’s opening day. All of which is to say, Obama’s about to drop an app.
McDonald's has decided to pay the artists participating in its SXSW showcase. No word on where they will find the money.
McDonald's Has "No Budget" to Pay Artists at SXSW Showcase
SXSW, Austin's annual sticky-floored music industry sport coat and jeans cocaine marathon, wherein bands willingly exhaust themselves playing garbage sets for little or no money, deriving sustenance from tacos and the hope of "exposure," features a McDonald's showcase this year. And, no doy, they aren't paying.
A fourth person has died from injuries sustained during this month's deadly car crash at the South by Southwest festival.
A third person has died from injuries sustained during last week's car accident at the South by Southwest festival in Austin. Sandy Thuy Le was 26.
Here's Video of the Riot that Got Tyler, The Creator Arrested
Rapper Tyler, The Creator was arrested yesterday on misdemeanor charges of inciting a riot at his SXSW show, and now there's video of him encouraging a crowd of hundreds of fans to force their way into the Austin venue.
Drunk Driver Who Killed Two People Was At SXSW to Perform a Rap Show
The 21-year-old drunk driver who plowed his car into a group of South by Southwest revelers had been scheduled to perform a rap concert at the festival later that night.
Two Dead, 23 Injured After Driver Plows Into Crowd at SXSW
Early Thursday morning, a driver fleeing police crashed into a crowd of people at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, killing two and injuring 23 others.
Julian Assange and Edward Snowden Speak to SXSW: A Tale of Two Rebels
Julian Assange appeared, as we told you before, by Skype at SXSW over the weekend. Set against a green-screened Wikileaks logo, wearing a scarf straight from the Doctor Who wardrobe department and an actually respectable showing of facial hair, he gave his usual kind of speech. That's to say, one grounded in a lot of…
Julian Assange Likens Security Reporters to Refugees in SXSW Interview
Speaking on Skype from the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, Julian Assange interacted with a crowd of SXSW festival attendees today in Austin regarding the NSA, Barack Obama's weak policies on civilian privacy, and the frailty of security reporting.
Photo Shows North Korea's 'U.S. Mainland Strike Plan': L.A., D.C. and Austin, Texas
Following a joint South Korea-U.S. stealth bomber practice mission, North Korea announced that it's pointing its rockets at the U.S. and putting them on standby, and a state news photo seems to show its main targets: Hawaii, Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, and, uh... Austin. (Just a few weeks too late, Un!) NKNews.org…
How the Stupid Idea of Using Homeless People as WiFi Hotspots Conquered South By South West
AUSTIN, TX—As the awful demon-spawn of TED and a tech trade show, the South By Southwest Interactive Festival fetishizes good ideas—or at least what passes for ideas on Twitter. But the idea here that has attracted more attention than anything spouted by the many digital gurus and celebrity entrepreneurs on the…
Turning Homeless Guys into Wireless Hotspots Solves Important Problem
New York-based marketing firm BBH is running what they're calling a "charitable experiment" this week at the South by Southwest tech and arts festival in Austin, Texas. They've outfitted 12 homeless men, and one woman, with equipment that turns them into walking 4G wireless hotspots. It's a simple, innovative…
Dear Commenters: Do You Think Internet Comments Have Failed And Whose Fault Is It?
Currently, Anil Dash is prepping for his SXSW panel chat with Nick Denton about the 'failure' of internet comments by having a civilized discussion with a Mount Rushmore of internet experts and it is calm and informative. Do you think we can have a similar discussion without calling each other cockfaced assholes and…
