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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    You...you really can't make this stuff up.

    So, I guess Stallone has officially caught the Joaquin/Thornton/Cruise/Gibson virus.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    Forget Hamlet. Jude Law should instead act out Stallone's voicemail on Broadway.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    Cue Ice-Cube: "They got feral beasts out here this big?!"
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    Harry Knowles battles his primitive self every time he drives by Artz Rib House on South Lamar Boulevard.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09/08/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Oh, I think his primitive self has long since won that battle.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    a few questions:
    1. he said amalgamation? rly?
    2. if we are the next evolutionary step from this primitive, feral, inhuman (and whatever other description sly offered) self, wouldn't the primitive self be less cunning and have less power - since we're the better version of that?!?!
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    Fun thing to do: recite the above with your best Stallone impression. You will not be able to suppress a smile.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    Rambo V: Rambo vs. Cujo
    or in certain markets:
    Cujo II: Cujo vs. Rambo
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    Sometimes it's kind of bewildering to think that this is the same person that wrote Rocky.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sly Stallone Voice Mail Clarifies Subtleties of Rambo 5
    At least he didn't compare Rambo V to Camus, this time.
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