A man was arrested at a Hudson, Fla., Kmart Monday while wearing a shirt that said "WHO NEEDS DRUGS? No, seriously, I have drugs." Pasco County deputies allege that—surprise!—he had drugs.
Finally, white people have the non-native American mascot they deserve.
Rocky Fisher and Jennifer Balfe were arrested yesterday in Lewiston, Idaho on suspected bank-robbing charges. Officers picked up the pair in a motel room after an anonymous tip revealed that someone matching the description of the robber was spending a lot of cash at the local casino.
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Jay McGuiness, one of the singers of The Wanted, gave the recently re-re-re-arrested Lindsay Lohan a special shout-out via fashion while opening for Justin Bieber at Madison Square Garden Thursday night, by wearing a "FREE LINDSAY" shirt onstage.
If you've been hoping to buy a Rocawear "Occupy All Streets" t-shirt so that label founder Jay-Z could finally afford a durable blue tarp of his own, you're out of luck: The shirts are no longer for sale on Rocawear.com.
Old Navy just started a line of T-shirts for its Superfan Nation collection that emblazons professional and college sports teams' logos on their cheaper than cheap shirts. The problem? They all have a simple grammatical error.
The Schwarzenegger-Shriver divorce just crossed the threshold from "slightly tense" to "blatantly bellicose." (Playfully bellicose?) Arnold went biking in an "I SURVIVED MARIA" t-shirt on Sunday, TMZ reports.
Wet Seal is selling a T-shirt that reads, "If Your Single, So Am I." We've all been known to make typos, but didn't the company check the shirt before manufacturing thousands of them? Not that illiterate teenagers care either way.
Pauly D just got a deal for a line of T-shirts called "Dirty Beats." That means he, Vinnie and The Situation all have their own lines. Poor Ronnie. Someone give that guy a signature sock line or something.
Vinny Guadagnino is launching his own T-shirt line and part of the proceeds will help anti-bullying initiatives. Who ever thought a bunch of Ed Hardy rip-offs would help someone? Now if only he could make The Situation stop bullying everyone...
Scorched earth flight attendant Steven Slater—who slid down an inflatable slide and into our hearts last summer—is raising funds for his legal defense by selling "Let It Slide" t-shirts on his website, just in time for the holidays.
Before Ty Burrell found success on Modern Family, he tried to sell T-shirts with zany maxims, as he recounted to Jimmy Fallon last night. Good thing he found another gig! Video Inside.
Jacob Isom—the rattail-coiffed hero who swiped a Koran from right-wing fanatics and ran—has a dream. "I want to be in High Times," he told me by telephone. Then he showed me a t-shirt screenprinted with his face.
Have you been seeking a new ironic vehicle to display your disgust with the Tea Party? These new "I'm Voting Tea Party" shirts by Jeremy Kalgreen should do the trick. Better than "F*ck Tea," at least. [via]
Proto-fauxhemian clothier Urban Outfitters is messing with young girls minds by selling a T-shirt that says "Eat Less." It probably doesn't come larger than size 12. Sadly, this will not keep one fatty from eating 10 Double Downs at once.
Oh, hey, here is a hip T-shirt that basically guarantees the eventual retaking of Congress by the GOP in 2010. Much more subtle than previous efforts, Urban Outfitters!
Oh yes, these shirts are really for sale. And they didn't forget you, Ex-Homosexuals and Ex-Fornicators! Guaranteed to get you laid by a Christian. [P4CM.Com]. UPDATE: Oh good, an explanatory video:
Microsoft's first-ever mass layoffs bore unusual fruit for Microsoft obsessive Todd Bishop, who spent the weekend in Seattle-area thrift shops. He discovered more discarded Microsoft logowear than ever. Some of his finds:
Are a you laid off media person? Have you joined The American Society of Shitcanned Media Elites (ASSME)? You should, because they're a seriously legitimate organization now. They have T-shirts and everything!
