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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/05/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Nix Absolutably Seriousness


    [www.xenu.net]

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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    12/05/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    When will Tom Cruise's stylists notice that he has no neck and so putting him in high collars only makes him look all the more like a turtle with a great smile?
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/05/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Ha, Tom Cruise pops his collar!
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    They don't deserve the film noir photography treatment.
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    GirlyWhirl was starred GirlyWhirl was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Wouldn't cha know it-- they BOTH went out with a boy named Billy on their first dates!
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    She's all Leni Riefenstahl-wannabe; he looks like a still from a Soviet propaganda film.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    they look so...glib.


    also, tom is sitting on, like, eight phone books.

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    I always had fun at various newsstands offering to buy only the sections of the NYT that I would ever read. At the end of the day, sometimes, it would even work. It feels great to haggle.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Oh Richard, I appreciate your little Zadie Smith reference. Even if the book was a tiring read. But I've got to agree with you- these pictures are weird. Because:


    #1 She's leaning back at a really awkward angle. It looks like she's standing in front on the bathroom mirror, about to put in a contact lens.


    #2 With that leather bomber/trench, Tom Cruise is attempting an aviator vibe that Leo got to first, in that movie...what was it?...OH right. The Aviator.

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    Image of SaiErechtheus SaiErechtheus
    12/05/08

    @T.S._delegate: I'm late to the game--what was the Zadie Smith reference? It's nagging at me...
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    12/05/08

    @SaiErechtheus: On Beauty. Her (latest?) book. For a second there, I thought it was a Sontag reference.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU'S UGLY! YOU'S UGLY!


    kidding aside, is this noir shoot disconnected from tom's valkyrie film job?

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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Actually, you know what they look like? They look like actors--actors desperately trying to remind people of other, better actors.
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    Image of the rzo the rzo
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    I guess they probably had sex to produce Suri, so he's sort of like a creepier Cary Grant.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, if more than a little ridiculous and possibly even mentally unstable.
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    Image of Cultmember Cultmember
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    Ads for the new cologne, LENI. Smells like leather and Black Forest Ham.
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    Cultmember was starred Cultmember was unstarred
    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/04/08

    @Cultmember: Ha!
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    Image of Master Billy Master Billy
    12/04/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir
    I wouldn't have known that was Katie Holmes if you hadn't told me.
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    Master Billy was starred Master Billy was unstarred
    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    12/04/08

    @Master Billy:
    Ditto. She looks so... lifeless. Not that it's surprising or anything, but nevertheless quite sad.
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