Dina Lohan will finally get some television exposure on Monday when Dr. Phil airs his pre-recorded sit-down with the matriarch of the most messed up celebrity clan in America.

The story of former Page Six scribe Jared Paul Stern and creepy supermarket billionaire/attempted modelizer Ron Burkle is being ripped from the headlines of two years ago for an upcoming episode of Law & Order. Daily News gossiper Ben Widdicombe reports that The Daily Show's Mo Rocca will play Stern. In real life,…