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#backlash

Click here to read Should the <em>New York Post</em> Hire Hookers? Media Types Spend the Day Jeering

Should the New York Post Hire Hookers? Media Types Spend the Day Jeering

So! It seems that Mandy Stadtmiller's first-person exploration of hiring a male prostitute that ran on the cover of today's New York Post has not been so popular among grumbling media types. A sample of the bitching we've heard, below. More »

02/02/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

#gojets

The Five Most Inane New York Post Covers of the Decade

Haiti? Old. The deficit? Boring. America's most important news story today: The fat Jets coach flipped the bird to the camera. Could this be the most inane New York Post cover of the decade thus far? It does have competition. More »

02/01/10

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#scandals

The Most Inappropriately Sexxxy School in the USA

An urgent, belated news bulletin: Lisa Guttilla, a gym teacher arrested Friday for illegally sexing up a 14 year-old girl, taught at the same high school as the famous Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teachers. James Madison High's amazing current scandal tally: More »

02/01/10

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#lawsuits

New York Post Sued For Sexism: Hot 'Harem' Allegations Abound (Updated)

Click here to read <em>New York Post</em> Sued For Sexism: Hot 'Harem' Allegations Abound (Updated)

The plaintiffs smell blood now. The New York Post—already the subject of multiple lawsuits claiming racist discrimination—is now being sued for sexism and ageism. Also, one Post editor allegedly has his own "harem" of hot sexxxy underlings. More »

01/26/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

#funnyjokes

David Paterson Can't See, Which Is Funny

Andrea Peyser chuckles at NY guv David Paterson being spotted on a dinner date while "wearing a shiny, purple shirt," musing "Could be Paterson's Garden State wardrobe malfunction was a cry for help." Or a consequence of blindness! Ha. [NYP]

01/21/10

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By Hamilton Nolan

#rumormonger

Col Allan Considering Retirement? (Updated)

Gabriel Sherman is tweeting that New York Post editor Col Allan is "considering retirement," according to NYP sources. What might this mean for the Post's lovable "angry drunk" journalism style? If you know more, email us. UPDATE: Col Allan responds: More »

01/04/10

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#evil

Andrea Peyser Ridicules Dead Man, For Christmas

As Christmas approaches and hearts across the world are warmed by good cheer, New York Post grave-pisser Andrea Peyser would like to take the time to piss on a murdered man's grave. She's a contrarian, what can she do? More »

12/21/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#sexsells

Hot Lesbian Teacher Sex Story Tangentially Resurrected!

After a harrowing touch-and-go period of silence marked by much prayer and stress ball-handling amongst the populace, the Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teacher story has risen again! The new angle has nothing to do with lesbian teachers. But still, they're back! More »

12/18/09

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#journalismism

Tabloid Sex Journalism Ethics Battle Is Most Ridiculous Current Battle

The NY Daily News was shocked that its competitor would stoop to having Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre as an advice columnist. But Cityfile points out the Daily News itself is cozy with Spitzer madam Kristin Davis. Madams are classier, though.

12/17/09

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#tabloids

Okay Sorry But the Daily News Cannot Abide This Dumb Whore Columnist

Click here to read Okay Sorry But the <em>Daily News</em> Cannot Abide This Dumb Whore Columnist

That darned New York Post—they are immoral! They had an advice column by Ashley Dupre—who had sex, for money, which is illegal! The Daily News just cannot remain quiet any longer! It has to stand up, here! More »

12/15/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#honesty

Andrea Peyser Is Not Turned on By Hot Lesbian Teachers. Not One Bit.

If there's one thing racist ~~lesbian~~ sanctity-of-love defender Andrea Peyser can't stand, it's nubile young female teachers caressing each other's heavenly bodies in a forbidden dance of lust. (Smoke break, for Andrea). Andrea Peyser knows: You'll soon be killed. More »

12/14/09

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#lawsuits

Click here to read Another <em>New York Post</em> Reporter Sues Over Racism: Calls Out Steve Dunleavy

Another New York Post Reporter Sues Over Racism: Calls Out Steve Dunleavy

Last month, two separate former New York Post employees filed lawsuits against the paper alleging that it was a hotbed of racism and discrimination. Now, another Post reporter has joined one of the suits, with new allegations of racist idiocy. More »

12/11/09

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#sexytime

Alleged Hot Lesbian Teacher Known to Pal Around With Women

This hot sexxxy lesbian teacher story is rapidly evolving, and we aim to keep you, our 14 year-old audience, up-to-date with all the day's enticing developments. The latest: One teacher has been spotted hanging around with women. And looking rock-n-roll! More »

12/10/09

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#sexytime

Hot Lesbian Teacher Sex Rumor Is Totally Out There

Hot lesbian sex! Two hot sexxxy young lady teachers loved each other very much and they had some of the aforementioned hot lesbian sex right there in the schoolhouse, allegedly. There seems to be some public interest? More »

12/09/09

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#williamsburg

Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Everybody, gather round for the Jews vs. Hipsters fight! Williamsburg's most loathed subcultures in bike lane battle! Black hat vigilantes stalk sexxxy two-wheeled postgrads! Hero hipsters martyred for commuter ease—media swarms! More »

12/09/09

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#addicts

Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution

You are frustrating us a lot, Ashley Dupre. We tried and tried and tried (and tried!) to tell you that the New York Post is not your friend. But here you are, exchanging text messages with them. They print those! More »

12/04/09

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#sexytime

Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist

Whether you think tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is sexxxy or supersexxxy, you must marvel at her hat trick in today's column: Perpetrating the most pedestrian racist stereotypes against black people and Jews, and coming out as a lesbian. More »

11/23/09

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#tabloids

Hot Foot Hottie Had Dirty Doorman Fetish

Sexxxy wealthy foot model Christina Ambers marrying a doorman at her fancy building: A heartwarming story of love overcoming class barriers. Finding out Ambers previously dated another doorman: What a low-class slut. Tabloid law: Unbreakable. [NYDN]

11/23/09

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#classwar

Hot Foot Hottie and Poor Hubby Need More Money Cause Board's Crummy

A hot sexxxy foot model's hot feet got too hot for her fancy Upper East Side neighbors, once she married a hot doorman in her building, alleges the hottest new tabloid class war story to hit hot type! More »

11/20/09

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By Hamilton Nolan

#justice

Andrea Peyser Hopes Ugly Fat Lady Just Dies

If you're a sexxxy lady, reactionary New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser will rhapsodize about your long, smooth legs. But if you're an ugly, fat, liberal lady (by Peyser standards), Andrea Peyser wishes you death. Lonely, ugly, fat death. More »

11/19/09

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#scandals

Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price

The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale, btw). Now, the guests are trying to rape the housekeepers. Evolution. More »

11/11/09

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