Super Sad True Love Stories: 'Free Foot Massage,' and Other Unpleasant Come-Ons

Love! It is not for the faint of heart. What is it about l'amour that drives the "males" among us to hand out eerily-worded business cards to strange women on the street—to revel in our passive-aggression, trying to simultaneously embrace and flee from love's awkward embrace, by passing some kind of love note thing,…
