This Year's Miss America Pageant Doubles as a Veritable Freak Show
If you haven't caught Miss America fever yet (seriously, why haven't you), then this behind-the-scenes look at the contestant's talents should satiate you for now. This year, instead of girls playing glockenspiel, think Coney Island side show.
Alvin's Hasty Departure Prompts 'Chipmunk Idol' Audition Horror
While the hamster health advisory to which we alerted you yesterday remains in effect, chipmunks are still plenty safe to pet, hold and practice your screechy, overcranked rock vocals with. As luck would have it, the most influential chipmunk band in history is seeking a new singer since Alvin, its leader of 40+…
Tom Rothman Miraculously Avoids Humiliating Fox, Himself in TV Hosting Gig
While visitors to NBC/Universal can still smell the singed flesh from Jeff Zucker's recent experiment in self-immolating sitcom introductions, the bloom of Tom Rothman's ongoing cable-hosting gig apparently has yet to wear off for viewers of the Fox Movie Channel. Or so notes today's New York Times, which positions…

