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    The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    05/28/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    She's as moral as she is beautiful.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    05/28/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    How can Caroline and the other bitches get all high-and-mighty about the cocaine/whoring/stripping/kidnapping/extortion-rap past of Garbanzo when their own father was found stuffed in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental? I predict they'll all be most offended that Garbanzo passed herself off as "Danielle." Using your stripper-name to snag a rich husband is a faux pas in Franklin Lakes.
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    Image of Topsyjane Topsyjane
    05/28/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    "Uribe said with a sigh" - new band name?
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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    05/28/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    I like her old nose better...


    ...oh!

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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    The presence of real crack whores would make New Jersey tolerably interesting.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    Cocaine is a hellufa drug.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    That reads like a Crackerjacks flashback without the flair in the writing. Except it's true.


    Coke always terrified me so, while I wasn't an 80's coke whore, I did my best with double fisting long island iced teas, Jagermeister shots and an arsenal of Today sponges.

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    Image of Sargasm Sargasm
    05/27/09

    @gladys_kravitz: I was a little horrified until I got to "Long Island Iced Teas."
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    05/27/09

    @Sargasm: Oh my God, that is too funny! What a dirty mind you have!
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    Those pics? Way too pageanty.
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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    Richard,


    One of Jezebel's commenters scanned those pages and posted the link this morning. You could have just gotten it via Jezebel. Theacracy is the commenter.

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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    There's really something beautiful about the phrase "a club called Shakers in Carlstadt".
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    Maybe she's Crackerjack's long lost sister?
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/27/09

    @pmarble: They probably turned tricks on the same stretch of freeway or something, for a time.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    05/27/09

    @pmarble: My first thought too! Isn't it strange that Garbanzo has actually LIVED the life that Richard so brilliantly and carefully crafted for our beloved Countess.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    05/27/09

    @crookedE: Richard recapping this is going to be so meta.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/27/09

    @pmarble: I was going to say the same thing! she IS Crackerjacks come to life. Someone in casting at Bravo was clearly a fan of Richards recaps.
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    05/28/09

    @pmarble: wait...does this mean...is Richard going to mold her into a Countess? My head will explode.
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    Image of Silverbackne Silverbackne
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    well that's embarrassing
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    05/27/09

    @Silverbackne: HA!
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    05/28/09

    @pmarble: on the other hand, she was mentioned in a book! Who doesn't want some ex boyfriend to write about them? WHO???
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    Image of kamikaze kittenball kamikaze kittenball
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    t find the worst thing about it is that the other women are so catty and mean-spirited (in true jersey girl fashion) that they judge her solely on her past mistakes. so she was a coke whore stripper in the 80s. so she still seems not all there now and is a shameless golddigger. what is up your ass so far that makes you so hateful and vindictive to this woman? she's clearly not trying to hurt anybody. if you don't like her just ignore her. she's annoying at worst.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/28/09

    @kamikaze kittenball: yeah, her past really doesn't affect them, even if they were all friends. and who are we kidding - it's not like bravo isn't compensating these ladies for their time.
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    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    i think we need to show a little bit more respect to the first female recipient of a black amex in new jersey she got it before MADONNA you guys, thats some serious business.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    05/28/09

    @milominderbinder: I have a black COSTCO card, but so does everyone else, who pays $25 extra to buy bulk toilet paper.
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Real Stripping Coke Fiend of New Jersey
    "She has no morals, but she's a good person" may be the greatest sentence ever written. (Ever written by someone other than Richard, that is...)
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/28/09

    @DorothyBarker: "she has no morals, but she's a good person" should be immediately followed with "i don't mean that in a BAD way".
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    Image of SugartitsMcFirecrotch SugartitsMcFirecrotch
    05/28/09

    @DorothyBarker: You sure that's not a lyric from Skynrd??
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