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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Studio was so cold the pics looked like an ad for Levi's Shrink ot Fit. #levijohnston
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    Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Oh fuck!

    I'm slightly concerned about how much I cared about Levi Johnson of all people going full-frontal. Between that & my current James Franco-induced General Hospital watching (Friday!), I don't know what the fuck is going on with me! #levijohnston
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    marin79 was starred marin79 was unstarred
    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11/17/09

    @marin79: Menapause #levijohnston
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    marin79 promoted this comment BullyTerrier was starred BullyTerrier was unstarred
    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/17/09

    @BullyTerrier: HA! Years too early for that to be a valid reason though! #levijohnston
     Reply
    marin79 was starred marin79 was unstarred
    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    What Would Burt Reynolds Do? #levijohnston
     Reply
    johnny_carsick was starred johnny_carsick was unstarred
    Image of NoodlePress NoodlePress
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Tank Jones is America's Cock Block. #levijohnston
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    marin79 promoted this comment NoodlePress was starred NoodlePress was unstarred
    Image of Dot Dot
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Well, then, what good is he? He obviously has no other skills than flopping out the little bishop in a turtle neck. Screw him.
     Reply
    Edited by Dot at 11/16/09 9:16 PM Dot was starred Dot was unstarred
    Image of freddiehoneychurch freddiehoneychurch
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    I just KNEW this would happen. I think it was the plan all along--to whip up a media frenzy by mentioning the possibility of "full frontal," though it was never, ever confirmed. It's actually a brilliant move--this has generated untold millions worth of publicity for Playgirl, and people will still want to look at the pictures. Because of this penis-taboo society that we live in, by not showing all the goods, Levi actually walks away more desired, rather than ridiculed. His 15 seconds of fame would be over once he showed his wang, but now, he might even have a chance at more commercial endorsements and trashy reality tv roles. Maybe he's not so stupid after all.
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    marin79 promoted this comment If_I_Had_a_Poodle approved this comment freddiehoneychurch was starred freddiehoneychurch was unstarred
    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    There is no wang. We repeat, there is no wang!

    Yep, that's pretty much every weekend for me. #levijohnston
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    SaraRueful was starred SaraRueful was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/16/09

    @SaraRueful: *clinks glass* Sistah... #levijohnston
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    unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/17/09

    @unclevanya: Here here. Perhaps we three should become the Witches of Eastwick. Not the ones on television. The other ones. Only no vomit, please. And whoever's gonna be Michelle Pfeiffer, please do something about that herpetic lesion.
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    Edited by ShanghaiLil at 11/17/09 2:07 AM ShanghaiLil was starred ShanghaiLil was unstarred
    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    So Fleshbot's gonna rescind his award, right? #levijohnston
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    Sergio Hernandez was starred Sergio Hernandez was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    11/16/09

    @Sergio Hernandez:

    My sources in Oslo also informed me that Levi is no longer under consideration for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize after this unfortunate turn of events. #levijohnston
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    Glib and Bitchy promoted this comment Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/16/09

    @Sergio Hernandez: I still hold that even making the transition from being Sarah Palin's future son-in-law to posing for Playgirl even just partially nude is enough of a crossover to warrant an award. #levijohnston
     Reply
    Lux Alptraum was starred Lux Alptraum was unstarred
    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/17/09

    @Zira: How about the Piece Prize? #levijohnston
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    Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    This is the icing on the Worst Day Ever cake. #levijohnston
     Reply
    kappakappaspankme was starred kappakappaspankme was unstarred
    Image of manchops manchops
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Umm, and the news on: ASS? Just as important to the gays? #levijohnston
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    manchops was starred manchops was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Is side wang anything like side boob? #levijohnston
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    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    As both a straight-man and a charter member of Gawker's Celebrity Penis Investigation Force, I say: This is some fucked. up. bullshit. Read this Tank asshole the riot act. #levijohnston
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/16/09

    @Foster Kamer: Straight man/penis investigation force? That is an interesting combo Foster. #levijohnston
     Reply
    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/16/09

    @Foster Kamer: Do you mean "straight-man" in the comedic sense? #levijohnston
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/16/09

    @Foster Kamer: He could have had the most famous peen in the land and what does he do? He auto-bobbitts himself. See you later, Slim Jim. #levijohnston
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    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/16/09

    @sweet_communist: I mean "straight-man" in the "I date women and work for a gossip blog" sense. #levijohnston
     Reply
    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/17/09

    @Foster Kamer: Wait. Foster? You're straight? Really? No fucking way! Really? #levijohnston
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    ShanghaiLil was starred ShanghaiLil was unstarred
    Image of registered registered
    11/17/09

    @ShanghaiLil: He was ruthlessly outed by another editor some time ago. #levijohnston
     Reply
    registered was starred registered was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    * scritch hssssssssssh scritch *

    Wasilla, we have a problem...

    * scritch hssssssssssh scritch * #levijohnston
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    Trai_Dep was starred Trai_Dep was unstarred
    Image of Colander Colander
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Penises are great, but I'm kind of relieved he didn't do it. I couldn't really think of ways actual 'dick pics' could have possibly made this boy's life any easier. #levijohnston
     Reply
    Colander was starred Colander was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    11/16/09

    In reply to Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
    Tank and Levi are shrewd businessmen: they're holding onto the goods for a lucrative five film deal with Vivid Entertainment. We just have to wait a little longer.
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    Trai_Dep promoted this comment Edited by Zira at 11/16/09 6:35 PM Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/16/09

    @Zira: But is Tank topping, or SnowBoy? #levijohnston
     Reply
    Trai_Dep was starred Trai_Dep was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    11/16/09

    @Trai_Dep:

    He's nailin' Palin for sure. Then he's gonna stuff some moose. #levijohnston
     Reply
    Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
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