Could have been much, much worse. The wedding and/or reception RSVP could have been contingent on an investment in one of Donald's golf properties. #weddings
@Conchie Birdie: A lot of the old money inherited it. Donald earned most of his... then lost it then earned it then lost it, etc. But at least he worked for it. #weddings
@Conchie Birdie: Very true. He turned the Posts home into a Country Club. It's funny how the family has to be a member to see grandma's house. #weddings
@LVP: Actually Donald's father was one of the biggest real estate guys in NY. Donald has multiplied and divided that fortune a few times but he started his career with access to quite a few dollars. #weddings
"The reception was not held at Trump On The Ocean, the catering facility to be built at Jones Beach State Park, because Trump was so obnoxious in his dealings with the Parks Department regarding vulgar architecture, putting his name in 4 foot letters on the building, and building a basement in an oceanfront property, that the State sent his oft-revised plan to Pluto by catapult, and the public said "Good riddance to you and your combover, jerk." #weddings
And at Ivanka's first baby shower, there will be "Associates" offering the opportunity to purchase ad space on the impending infant's onesies. #weddings
The groom and his party were outfitted in suits from the Donald J. Trump Signature Collection and smelled so great because they were wearing Donald Trump The Fragrance. Guests sipped on martinis made from Trump Vodka (shaken with ice cubes made from Trump Ice Natural Spring Water) before enjoying a dinner that featured cuts of beef from The Donald Trump Steaks Collection and a cake made with ice cream from Trump Parlor. Mr. Trump's gift to the bride and groom was an all expenses paid honeymoon -- booked through GoTrump -- and guests received one free class at Trump University, a vintage copy Trump The Game and VIP tickets to Mr. Trump's next lecture at The Learing Annex. #weddings
Of course. Now the invitations count as marketing expenses and so Trump, Inc. can pay for them. I'm sure he's found a way to depreciate the honeymoon also. #weddings
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He looks like a Russian Mafia enforcer who will enjoy administering a slow, painful death upon the "Prince's" first screw-up.
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I did not know that. Thank you.
Maybe this guy will crush him for fun on principle, then.
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And what exactly does that mean?
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(Confession: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious.)
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