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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    Many of my friends are flacks AND hacks.
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    Image of ZiggyStardust ZiggyStardust
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    You stay extremely classy, Miss Jenna Sokolich.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    (Telephone rings.)

    JENNA

    Behrman PR, this is Jenna.

    DR. ALEXIADES

    Jenna, what the fuck did you do?

    JENNA

    I just got you a great hit on Gawker!!!

    DR. ALEXIADES

    You idiot.

    JENNA

    No, it's great! EVERYONE reads Gawker!

    DR. ALEXIADES

    Jenna, listen to me: You're an idiot.

    JENNA

    But it's a Gawker hit! Millions of impressions! Tell your friends!

    DR. ALEXIADES

    Moron.

    JENNA

    And now I have Jeremy Olshan as a contact! He's good to know!

    (Click. Dial tone.)

    JENNA (intently looking at Gawker.com)

    Now how do I screencap this?
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: HA!
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: "I would like all of the credit and none of the blame".
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    @Artur Van Asinine: This may or may not have actually happened. :-)
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    Sigh...this is why publicists who aren't douchey are self-loathing and or embarrassed to admit they're publicists.


    ...and talk about publicists in third person.

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    Holy fuck.


    I adored Olshan before; I love him now.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    The recession is even making the profession pimple-poppers desperate.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/13/09

    In reply to Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
    Wow.


    I hope she gets fired, and I never say that.

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