Starbucks' newly liberalized dress code now reads: "Tattoos are allowed, but not on your face or throat. Treat tattoos as you treat speech — you can't swear, make hateful comments or lewd jokes in the workplace, neither can your tattoos." Piss coffee.
Drake Cowardly Refuses to Take Sides in Heated Emoji Debate

Child of god Aubrey Graham got some new tattoos yesterday from Dr. Woo at Shamrock Social Club in Hollywood. One of them was of the praying hands emoji, which some people wrongly believe depicts a "high five." But what does Drake believe?
Super Intense Simpsons Fan Sets Cartoon Character Tattoo Record
Lee Weir, a 27-year-old from Auckland, New Zealand, recently set the Guinness World Records title for "most tattoos of the same cartoon character tattooed on the body." Specific!
This Adult Human Being Now Has a Tattoo of a KFC Double Down
Is KFC's Double Down, a food-like item bookended by two slabs of K-Fried C and zero slices of bread, actually a sandwich? The correct answer is: Who cares? You still shouldn't get a tattoo of it.
New York Times executive editor Jill Abramson tells Employee of the Month host Catie Lazarus* that she has two back tattoos: Her newspaper’s “T” insignia and “a Crimson Harvard ‘H,’” both of which represent “the two institutions that I revere, that have shaped me.”
Norwegian Teen Gets Tattoo of the Receipt for His Other Tattoo
The Norwegian teenager who got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm as a bet now has a tattoo on his other arm, as well—of the receipt for the first tattoo.
This Norwegian Teen Got a McDonald's Receipt Tattooed on His Arm
Sweden has The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and now Norway has The Boy With the McDonald's Receipt Tattoo. He's an 18-year-old from Lørenskog, and he'll always remember exactly what he ate on Monday‚ because it's inked on his right arm.
Police Surround Man's House Over "Gun" That Turned Out to Be a Tattoo
A Maine man woke up to find his house surrounded by state troopers after being reported for walking around with a gun earlier that morning. He did have a gun, but it was tattooed on his stomach.
Woman Cuts Off Tattoo of Cheating Boyfriend's Name, Mails it to Him
This is one way to get (very weird and painful) revenge: A woman who found out her boyfriend had cheated on her removed a tattoo of his name from her arm with a scalpel and mailed the bloody chunk of flesh to his home, which he shares with his new girlfriend.
Miley Cyrus Brings Her Tongue Action to This Week's SNL Promos
Miley Cyrus, fresh off a pregnancy scare (well, not so much a scare for her as for everyone else), will be pulling double duty on this week's Saturday Night Live as both host and musical guest.
D.C. Wants You To Think On That Ink
A new proposal by the D.C. Department of Health will make people who want a tattoo or piercing wait 24 hours before they are allowed to do so.
Here Is a Real Tattoo of Charles Ramsey's Face
It’s been one week since Cleveland dishwasher Charles Ramsey was at home eating a Big Mac when he heard a woman's scream and immediately began a viral transformation from unsuspecting neighbor to true-crime hero to backlash target to trend-story subject to bemused celebrity. And seven days later, his face is now…
'Human Billboard' Who Tattooed Porn Site Names on His Face Says He May Have Made a Big Mistake
A man who began selling ad space on his face back in 2007 now says he want the tattoos gone.