If I were to see a masked, pierced, illustrated, g-stringed man wearing wooden, platform flip-flops on the sidewalk, I don't know that I'd have the wherewithal to take a pic.
This is the kind of post sanctimonious assholes who don't own a television just sit and wait for so they can shout to the world their freedom from the vile, mindless oppressor. That would be me, folks. Twenty-three years sans television and I've never felt better.
@Mama Penguino: Well, I like TV. I just don't like bad TV (like reality shows or Fox News). I also don't like watching shows with more commercials than show. I heart DVRs and my Roku box.
Wifey: Do we have any new "Keeping Up Appearances?"
Me: The entire series is online (with room for a pony). Which episode do you want?"
Well, Blodgett may be "journalist smart" in that he made his money doing PR for corrupt companies, but...
His point is that before, the cable companies had a monopoly on household access to video, and know, through the magic of the internet, we all have "pipes" that deliver us content whenever we'd like it.
Yeah, except those magical pipes are, you know, owned by the cable company.
Newspapers are in bad shape because we can get all the content they used to provide via the phone company or cable company. It's a silly comparison.
There's definitely an interesting analysis to be done of the ad-supported entertainment industry, but this is not it.
So many douchebags have tattoos that it's not cool or hip or wise anymore. In fact, it's...pointless and meaningless. Permanent body art for the unimaginative. Yee-freaking-ha.
i don't have any, but that don't mean shit either way. some of y'all need to chillax. it ain't your flesh. i bet all you extreme tat hater commenters on this post are also pro-lifers and possibly straight-edgers, religious freaks, AA members, etc. let it go... your skin's clear, what's to fear? put down that cup of haterade.
The best tattoo I've ever seen was Centaur Patrick Swayze in his SNL Chippendale's outfit holding hands with Maury Povich underneath a rainbow. Blows rule #1 out of the fucking water. Possibly #5, too.
09/26/09
09/26/09
Plus, WTF is he hiding in that thing/thong? His cell phone, keys and a 40oz?
09/26/09
09/25/09
09/25/09
We need to dance.
We don’t have that time
For psychological romance.
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06/16/09
06/16/09
Wifey: Do we have any new "Keeping Up Appearances?"
Me: The entire series is online (with room for a pony). Which episode do you want?"
$13.95 a month well spent.
06/16/09
His point is that before, the cable companies had a monopoly on household access to video, and know, through the magic of the internet, we all have "pipes" that deliver us content whenever we'd like it.
Yeah, except those magical pipes are, you know, owned by the cable company.
Newspapers are in bad shape because we can get all the content they used to provide via the phone company or cable company. It's a silly comparison.
There's definitely an interesting analysis to be done of the ad-supported entertainment industry, but this is not it.
05/17/09
05/17/09
[www.hulu.com]
05/16/09
05/17/09
Two thoughts:
Dude, I miss Ketch.
See y'all at the Awl.
05/16/09
05/16/09