Was this officer's Taylor Swift lip sync truly spontaneous, as the video's introduction suggests? Can its seated star really said to be dancing, as numerous media outlets have claimed?

Katy Perry just wants to make sure you know she didn't pay to perform at the Superbowl unlike some other performers.

Taylor Swift's "BFF" Ed Sheeran has determined that for her next record, she should date 37-year-old elf boy Orlando Bloom. The Mirror reports that in an interview with Event magazine, Sheeran noted that Taylor and Orlando are neighbors now, which would make a relationship quite convenient.

We finally have an official decree from America's royal family on the matter of one Miley Cyrus dating and partying at Art Basel with 21-year-old sort-of Kennedy Patrick Schwarzenegger. The formal word came from Rory Kennedy, daughter of the late Bobby Kennedy and first cousin of Patrick's mother, Maria Shriver.

The wailing you heard emanating from Taylor Swift's Tribeca apartment last Friday was not a cat trying to escape Taylor's rigid grasp, but Selena Gomez, who was crying because no one understands her. Not even her boyfriend understands her.

Most people's birthdays are mostly shitty, most of the time. Not Taylor Swift's, though!

It's a dark day. The woman who crafted the best assessment of Taylor Swift that has ever been verbalized has made nice with the perpetually perky singer-songwriter. Why, Aretha? Why?

Alert siren alert: one Victoria's Secret supermodel and one non-model attended an indie rock concert last night where they might have totally, undoubtedly, absolutely for sure kissed in public, maybe.

Billy Eichner, greatest man-on-the-street interviewer of his generation, is such a big fan of Taylor Swift that he wrote a very emotional, perfectly Swiftian song for her to sing. But, because she hasn't (yet) agreed to perform "Glitter and Ribs," he just went ahead and did it himself on last night's Conan.

Taylor Swift, a singer who has always insisted on the importance of women helping other women, helped one woman to lose her modeling job this week, the Daily News reports.

Just 10 years ago, Taylor Swift was a normal(ish) Pennsylvania middle schooler, who did normal middle school things like playing "Island Girl 1" in a smoothie commercial for a class project. Despite having one line, she gets top billing in the credits, because she's Taylor Swift.

Billy Joel (b. 1949, the Bronx) does not think New Yorkers should complain about the fact that Pennsylvania native and verifiably insane person Taylor Swift is now the Global Welcome Ambassador for New York City. In fact, grumbly New Yorkers who think she's embarrassing are, in a word, "snoots."

The New York Times editorial board made a bold statement today regarding the paper's treatment by the Chinese government, which does not care about the New York Times.

Taylor Swift, the alien sociologist best known for her groundbreaking study into the group behavior of young human beings, continued her embedded research this month by participating in the ritual exchange of Christmas gifts with her subjects.

You do not make fun of Taylor Swift's little booty on Twitter and get away with it, my friend. Not when Lorde's ancient spirit is also on Twitter.

According to director Joseph Kahn, for a few hours on the morning of November 10th, the yoohoos at Yahoo prematurely uploaded the unpremiered video for Taylor Swift's new single "Blank Space." While the file was pulled shortly thereafter, fan-uploaded versions continue to surface. It's a pretty fun video, particularly…

"Shake It Off," the Taylor Swift song you use as your wakeup alarm, listen to while you brush your teeth, and then hear twice on the radio during your commute, matches up perfectly with this footage from the 1988 Crystal Light aerobic championship (a real event featuring Alan Thicke that probably took place in your…

Human grown-ups: Have you tried everything to stop spontaneous attacks of realizing you love Taylor Swift? You're not alone: Thousands of adults suffer from Taylor Swift-Onset Vertigo, especially after the recent release of "Shake It Off." Fortunately, Saturday Night Live has a pharmaceutical cure.