Lindsay Lohan Learned Valuable Lessons (About Fake Crying) in Jail

No need to fret over the recent news that Lindsay Lohan could be headed back to jail very, very soon. It turns out, Lindsay Lohan ain't even mad at jail. Jail makes her a better fake-crier.
Men Are Physically Turned off by Crying Women
It's not the wailing or red eyes, it's the smell of tears. A new study finds the smell of women's tears lowered men's testosterone levels and level of sexual arousal. That's why you never get laid after watching Grey's Anatomy!
The Shame Of A Donald Trump Infomercial
Is there a word for that movement that fake rich guy Donald Trump makes when he kind of sneers a little bit and jerks his head spasmodically to the side, in an evil remix version of the "what can I say?" shrug? Let's call it a Derk (Donald Jerk). It's on full display in this infomercial clip, which may be the most…
