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We apologize for the unscheduled break in your daily Defamer procrastination-enabling services, but apparently the Gawker Media server had been accidentally let go in the flurry of downsizings to recently befall our company. An intern has been dispatched to beg the large device to return to HQ, with a $0.07-an-hour…

As you may have noticed, we have been having some technical difficulties today. Photos have been disappearing indiscriminately from the home page and our video functionality has also been on the fritz. Granted, I'm not an IT person, but I am personally recommending that our hard-working tech team begins to transition…

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In case you hadn't noticed, we've been experiencing some, um, challenges with the site for the last few days. The hamsters that power our servers have apparently been turned into coats by the Olsen Twins, and we are working our hardest to expedite the Visas of a pack of prairie dogs who have agreed to work for us on…

In case you hadn't noticed, Defamer spent some time under the knife of Dr. 90210 this weekend. While we are confident that you'll learn to love our freshly rejuvenated look, we realized that we may have removed some of our surgical bandages a bit too early. Specifically, we know that we're looking a bit shabby when…

We know that the last thing anyone wants to hear about is our technical problems (and yet here we go anyway!), but one of those internet outages that our service provider occasionally likes to surprise us with to keep us on our toes has forced us out in the world to find a connection. We should be up shortly, though…

By the time you read this, the problem will probably already have magically worked itself out, but we seem to be experiencing one our weekly Friday server meltdowns. Please bear with us until our Soviet-era equipment is switched out for slightly better machines obtained at a recent Kabul computer fair.