<![CDATA[Gawker: technical difficulties]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: technical difficulties]]> http://gawker.com/tag/technicaldifficulties http://gawker.com/tag/technicaldifficulties <![CDATA[We Were Attacked By Dastardly Hackers!]]> Well here's your last (Hopefully!) technical difficulties update: According to a memo sent out tonight by our IT team, the recent Gawker Media server problems were the result of a DDOS attack against Consumerist. [Image via]

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<![CDATA[If You Can Read This Post, You're One of the Lucky Few]]> It always seems pretty pointless to put up a post on a website to say that that site's down. But to state the obvious: all Gawker Media sites are having really bad server problems today. It's not just you.

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<![CDATA[The First Five Words Of A Sentence I Was Born To Write]]> Technical difficulties in the Hamptons are troubling with Altarcations tonight. Phyllis is working on them!

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<![CDATA[Our New Commenting Technique Is Loading and Loading and Loading]]> Trapped office workers forced to run Internet Explorer, we are hearing you loud and clear: our new comments are not loading for you. The tech team is hard at work coming up with a fix.

Our deepest apologies for making your Friday go by that much slower. If you're in New York, today is a really nice day to take a long break outside somewhere.

There have been a number of other tech complaints — the login button not showing up in the menu toolbar, other browers not playing nicely with the new comments, images not showing up in our RSS feeds — and I'm assured that new servers are being purchased, code rewritten and other tech things that I do not understand are being done to iron things out. It might take the weekend to get fixed, so I appreciate you bearing with us.

But aside from all that, for those of you who have been able to get into comments, what do you think of the first 24 hours of the new hierarchy? So far, we've been pleasantly surprised by the absence of an uprising aside from the general griping that any redesign seems to foster.

The biggest source of complaints seems to be the folks who are unhappy with the whole notion of hierarchy as instituting a caste system. I don't want to refute that notion entirely — exclusivity has its own mystique — but I think some clarification is needed here. The point of dividing the comments into two sections isn't entirely about creating a clique of cool kids. Rather, it's about drawing out the comments that are going to be interesting to our many, many readers who don't make a habit of jumping into comments without scaring them off with a lot of the commenter games that don't make much sense outside Gawker's own commenter community.

For a long time, stars were handed out to people who commented regularly with some level of wit or insight. With the new star powers, we're changing the criteria a bit: we're looking for people to help us filter out those most brilliant comments that lots of people come to the site to read. So, instead of simply handing stars out to the people we like — we love all our commenters equally! (that's not true) — we've made the stars more about responsibilities than popularity.

For instance: if you have a star, try promoting the most worthy of the unstarred. Your name will appear right under the comment (earning you good will and who knows what else) by using your thumbs up tool. And it also means steering clear of trolls and the idiots since anything a star commenter responds to gets promoted to the featured section.

And, of course, you should know that if this sounds like too much of a chore, then Gawker still has a place for people to come and chat with their friends. Just click "Show all comments" at the bottom and comment to your heart's content. Assuming that the comments will load for you, of course.

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<![CDATA[Sorry, Folks]]> Sorry: we're experiencing some tech problems, so you might encounter some errors loading pages.

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<![CDATA['We at the New York Times Are Ready For the 21st Century']]> The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The New York Times' Charlie Savage can write a whole book about The Presidency, but he can't figure out how to operate a lapel mic. This proves that New York Times people always think they're so smart, but they're not.

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<![CDATA[Technology's White House of Horrors]]> Staffers plucked from Obama's campaign operation, used to cutting-edge technology, are finding the White House to be a Mac-free technological museum. In other words, they're learning to work like the rest of America!

A Washington Post story tries to paint the tech environment Obama's staffers encountered as horrifyingly archaic:

Two years after launching the most technologically savvy presidential campaign in history, Obama officials ran smack into the constraints of the federal bureaucracy yesterday, encountering a jumble of disconnected phone lines, old computer software, and security regulations forbidding outside e-mail accounts.

What does that mean in 21st-century terms? No Facebook to communicate with supporters. No outside e-mail log-ins. No instant messaging. Hard adjustments for a staff that helped sweep Obama to power through, among other things, relentless online social networking....

One member of the White House new-media team came to work on Tuesday, right after the swearing-in ceremony, only to discover that it was impossible to know which programs could be updated, or even which computers could be used for which purposes. The team members, accustomed to working on Macintoshes, found computers outfitted with six-year-old versions of Microsoft software. Laptops were scarce, assigned to only a few people in the West Wing. The team was left struggling to put closed captions on online videos.

Guess what? Outside the Manhattan media bubble and Silicon Valley's startup cube farms, this is how most Americans work. Want a Macintosh? Sorry, IT hasn't approved it. Oh, you need to use Facebook to interact with customers? Sorry, that site's blocked — and management suspects that "social media" is a buzzword which means "getting paid to waste time chatting with friends." Want to use some new blogging service? Fill out this three-page questionnaire about the site's security practices, please.

This is not a story about digital pioneers getting cast back into the Stone Age; it's about a privileged elite learning how the rest of the country has to work. Those "six-year-old versions of Microsoft software"? That must mean Windows XP. If you haven't noticed, most people still prefer XP over Microsoft's clunky, buggy, annoying new Vista. Here's a suggestion for the Obamans: Stop whining about the tools taxpayers have paid for, and get to work learning how to cope with what your employer gives you, just like the rest of us.

(Image via Futurenow/Robert Gorell)

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<![CDATA[ We apologize for the unscheduled break in...]]> We apologize for the unscheduled break in your daily Defamer procrastination-enabling services, but apparently the Gawker Media server had been accidentally let go in the flurry of downsizings to recently befall our company. An intern has been dispatched to beg the large device to return to HQ, with a $0.07-an-hour raise thrown in to sweeten the pot. Hopefully, by the time you read this all the necessary paperwork will have been signed, and we'll get back to churning out the news you need to know with the frequency to which you've become accustomed. HAAY-yah, editors! *Whipcrack!*

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<![CDATA[ As you may have noticed, we have been having...]]> As you may have noticed, we have been having some technical difficulties today. Photos have been disappearing indiscriminately from the home page and our video functionality has also been on the fritz. Granted, I'm not an IT person, but I am personally recommending that our hard-working tech team begins to transition away from hamster powered servers to some sort of environmentally friendly, solar-powered webpage-delivering devices (side note: I don't know if those things even exist). Because if Greenzo taught me anything, it's that it's possible to "save the earth while maintainng profitability!" Thanks for bearing with us, we hope to have everything shipshape in no time...

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<![CDATA[Please Stand By]]> As you may have noticed, we have been having some technical difficulties again this morning. Remember those prarie dogs we told you about? Well, in an embarrassing turn of events, we weren't able to get their Visas processed, so we were forced to once again to dip our toes into the difficult world of hamster recruiting. And now that hamsters have been empowered by Hollywood casting directors, it makes our job just that much more difficult. Our thanks to you for bearing with us as we try to get things shipshape...

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<![CDATA[ In case you hadn't noticed, we've been experiencing...]]> In case you hadn't noticed, we've been experiencing some, um, challenges with the site for the last few days. The hamsters that power our servers have apparently been turned into coats by the Olsen Twins, and we are working our hardest to expedite the Visas of a pack of prairie dogs who have agreed to work for us on the cheap. Until then, though, you may see some spottiness on the site — and not just in the quality of the writing. Some comments have been disappearing, some posts have been reverting to previously saved versions and, well, we feel like we've been under a technical assault so twisty and turny that Manoj himself might want to turn it into a script. So, all we can say at this point is to hang in there, just like those kittens in the dentist's office. We'll be doing the same.

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<![CDATA[ In case you hadn't noticed, Defamer spent...]]> In case you hadn't noticed, Defamer spent some time under the knife of Dr. 90210 this weekend. While we are confident that you'll learn to love our freshly rejuvenated look, we realized that we may have removed some of our surgical bandages a bit too early. Specifically, we know that we're looking a bit shabby when viewed in the Internet Explorer 6 browser and on machines running Windows XP. Thanks for all of your comments and emails, we are working on all of these issues and are confident that a few timely injections of Botox will get us right as rain in no time. Fingers crossed that all will be well by the A.M., thanks for your patience. Now, on with the show...

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<![CDATA[We know that the last thing anyone wants...]]> We know that the last thing anyone wants to hear about is our technical problems (and yet here we go anyway!), but one of those internet outages that our service provider occasionally likes to surprise us with to keep us on our toes has forced us out in the world to find a connection. We should be up shortly, though things may be running at half-speed for a little while. As always, thank you for bearing with us during these incredibly difficult times.

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<![CDATA[By the time you read this, the problem will...]]> defamer.jpgBy the time you read this, the problem will probably already have magically worked itself out, but we seem to be experiencing one our weekly Friday server meltdowns. Please bear with us until our Soviet-era equipment is switched out for slightly better machines obtained at a recent Kabul computer fair.

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<![CDATA[Wow, this site is like totally hosed. Some...]]> Wow, this site is like totally hosed. Some time we'll be back for real! We wuz self-p0wned!

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<![CDATA[Defamer Technical Difficulties]]> While we know that it does no one any real good to post notices about the technical difficulties that occasionally prevent us from serving your Grazerhead-related needs in a timely fashion, it nonetheless makes us feel better to let you know that a problem with the evil voodoo-box that holds our blog posts hostage until a proper offering of fresh poultry is made has hobbled us for the last three hours or so. But the required chickens have now been slaughtered, so things should again function properly, and our regular posting schedule will resume shortly.

As always, thank you for sticking by us in these trying times.

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<![CDATA[Editor's Letter: technical difficulties, Day 2]]> After the untimely loss of my hard drive yesterday, my publisher loaned me an old Sony Vaio and for a few precious hours I was able to get online. Then, predictably, the replacement computer broke. (My phone isn't working properly either, so I'm beginning to take it all very personally.)

But now the replacement laptop is working again.

For the moment.

For the next few hours, probably.

Minutes, if I'm lucky.

I suppose this means that Gawker needs to make a new capital investment and should perhaps consider selling the G5 or the bungalow in St. Bart's.

Bwa ha ha ha! Right.

So, for the record, nothing on Gawker at 10AM doesn't technically mean I'm dead, although I appreciate the concerned emails. We're getting our entire fixed asset base (my laptop) repaired tomorrow, so by Thursday or so, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled meanness.

Elizabeth Spiers

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