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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    So this post is about a series of tubes and tube talk on the tube? Tube ad.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Geez. Can we go back to the time when Alaska was just this never talked about place where the only things worth pondering were sunshiney nights, the Travel Channel dude eating whale blubber, and maybe if your kid would have to read Call of the Wild in fourth grade?


    That's really all I knew about Alaska 10 months ago, and I'd like to have that peace again. (I'm actually not sure Palin and Johnston know more than me, but damn if they aren't trying to outwit the world with their nitwittery.)

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    "So I had a rubber on the whole time. But then I came and my pecker got soft, you know? And then the rubber started getting all loose and I thought uh-oh, it's gonna come off. So I pulled out real fast but the rubber wasn't on it any more and I said 'Bristol, you got a rubber full of cum in you!' You know what I'm sayin? You see how that happened? Ok, so I stuck my finger in there and started fishing around, but it was up there pretty far and I couldn't reach it right away. And Bristol was like 'Oh man if my mom finds out she's gonna be pissed, cuz she things your trailer trash, and not she's gonna have a little trailer trash grandbaby!' And I said hang on babe I got it, and I pulled it back out but was turned inside out, and htere wasn't any jizz left in it anymore, and ... um, are y'all getting this? Should I slow down? Am I telling this story to fast?"
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    I call on Jimmy Kimmel to quit his television job and go raise chinchillas on a remote, desolate island off the coast of South America.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    At least the media hasn't forced Levi to tuck in his shirt.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    There's something appalling about discussing use or non-use of birth control in front of millions of third parties.


    Epic ick.

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    Image of TingoMonkey TingoMonkey
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    How old is Levy anyway? I don't know about the rest of you but i think he's kinda hot. Although his hygiene is probably questionable.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    04/03/09

    @TingoMonkey: Yeah, I would move to Iowa with him, but like Truculent points out, he might be kind of a liar.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Tyra is either looking his tat, or measuring his fingers to get an estimate on the Bristol-feeder downstairs.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Levi: Does his mother still dress him?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Why are Ted and Sarah both dressed like Chinese Communists?
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Oh, Levi, sweet boy, you cute thing, you dumb, dumb boy.


    This kid never should have been forced into the spotlight; not for the pregnancy of his gf. How sickening. Sarah, you need sit in the corner and think about your actions-- for what you have put these kids through--you and your flying abstinence monkeys.

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    Image of everfade everfade
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    I call on Gawker to to put on a murder mystery dinner show for me and several of my closest friends.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/03/09

    @everfade: i call on sarah palin to spin plates while juggling chainsaws
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Governor Palin, if anyone wants a do-over, I assume it's John McCain.
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    Image of jbwan jbwan
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    Now Levy gets to go home and tell all his Oil rigg buds he touched hands with a black transvestite. Good for him.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    04/03/09

    @jbwan: I am sitting here at my desk shaking with laughter. Good for you.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/03/09

    @jbwan: totally unfair to transvestites
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/03/09

    In reply to Palin, Johnston Demand Do-Overs
    He's still guilty of stealing my heart.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/03/09

    @Sarcastro: @econdave: Ted Stevens would have literally stolen your heart and put it in a cooler to sell on the black market. I think Sarc. means Levi and I agree.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: No, I mean Teddy. Lion in the sack, that one.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/03/09

    @Sarcastro: lyin' sack.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Well-played.
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