<![CDATA[Gawker: Ted Turner]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: Ted Turner]]> http://gawker.com/tag/ted turner http://gawker.com/tag/ted turner <![CDATA[ Ted Turner Only Wrote Book for More Chances to Bash Time Warner ]]> Ted Turner: simultaneously a crazy old coot and a totally awesome and admirable ex-media mogul! The CNN founder is out promoting his new autobiography, which gives him a chance to go on and on and on about his pet grudge, the scalawags at Time Warner who blew up his fortune by merging with AOL. Dude, it was only seven billion. Let it go! Here he is on David Letterman talking about how CNN sucks these days, without him, Ted Turner, around. Ted, we sincerely want you to come back, you crazy, crazy wild man. It would be great for us. He was also interviewed at the Time/Life building today, where he talked about nothing but how much Time Warner sucks (and prairie dogs):

"How many people lost money on their Time Warner stock?" Many hands went up. "How many people think I could've done a worse job than the management did? I got asked that question last night and I said I don't think I could've done any worse, that's for sure."

Jeff Bercovici also made sure to quote the following, not that he was trying to imply anything:

Turner defended groudhogs against the calumny that they are a danger to cows, who stumble into their burrow holes. "Cows don't fall in the holes. That's a bunch of beans."

[Mixed Media]

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Gawker-5083395 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:23:03 EST Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5083395&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why Rupert Murdoch Had Ted Turner Tailed ]]> Had Ted Turner's old rival Rupert Murdoch just issued an "autobiography" written by a former lieutenant, as Ted Turner has, one suspects it would not have been embraced so eagerly by sympathetic journalists at 60 Minutes, the Times, the Wall Street Journal and even AP, which meditated whimsically on the CNN founder's chapter titles. Maybe that's because the News Corporation chairman still enjoys the blood sport of media feuds in his old age, coordinating multi-outlet attacks on relative small fry like Keith Olbermann, while Turner is in the business of moving on — and making plenty of media friends in the process. He has forgiven Murdoch for what he suspects was the hiring of private investigators to prove him insane in the 1980s, as he explains in the attached 60 Minutes clip, and put behind him the loss of $7 billion, a devastating divorceand a bad prescription for Lithium.

Turner's relatives told 60 Minutes he contemplated suicide following his divorce from Jane Fonda, who had become a Christian without telling him about it before he found out via the media. And the mogul himself said he no longer thinks he is bipolar and should not have been on lithium for a few years.

It helps Turner's case, no doubt, that he is devoid of current media holdings, keeping any unwise deeds safely in the past, and is well into the philanthropic stage of his life. And by bringing his biographer as a contractor rather than an independent party, he has avoided the sort of messy controversy that dogged the sanctioned bio of Murdoch by Michael Wolff. Perhaps Murdoch should have paid more attention at his amend-making lunch with Turner — he might have learned a few things.

(The video up top ends with Turner proving himself not insane but instead a congenital mogul, possessing an affliction endemic to the breed: confusing large sums of money.)

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Gawker-5081730 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:03:46 EST Ryan Tate http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5081730&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ted Turner: Polio Just Not As Sexy As AIDS ]]> TEDCNN's coverage this morning of the Clinton Global Initiative featured a wacky live interview with CNN mastermind, United Nations bankroller and possibly compulsive wife-stealer Ted Turner. His inquisitor, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, was clearly pained by the experience. Their conversation included gems from Turner like, "It's the seventh inning and humanity's down two runs!" and "Polio's not as sexy right now as HIV/AIDS or measles or malaria." (Um, the Clinton global public health folks might not sign on to this sentiment!) Also? Ted's sporting some seriously ill-advised facial hair, but it's not like he cares what people think or anything. We can't decide if we want someone to pay him to stay away from the cameras, because maybe he should just have his own crazy public access show?

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Gawker-304047 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:53:30 EDT Maggie http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=304047&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ We're adding "Ted Turner's publicist" to ... ]]> We're adding "Ted Turner's publicist" to the list of jobs we could not be paid enough to take. Says Ted to his minder during an interview: "I DON'T NEED YOU FOR THAT! YOU'RE JUST AN OLD PUSSY! YOU'RE JUST AN OLD PUSSY! YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE MOTHER HEN. [in falsetto] "WE'VE GOTTA DO THIS! WE'VE GOTTA DO THAT!" [back to regular voice] THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!" Wow, he kisses Robert Olen Butler's ex-wife with that mouth? [HuffPo]

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Gawker-301802 Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:20:28 EDT abalk http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=301802&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 'Jealous Husband Returns In The Form Of A Parrot' By Robert Olen Butler ]]> robertSure, we all know that Robert Olen Butler is the Pulitzer-winning author whose author wife, Elizabeth Dewberry, just left him to become one of media mogul Ted Turner's girlfriends, prompting him to pen the nuttiest email of all time. But how familiar are we all with his award-winning work? Maybe some excerpts from this short story, which first appeared in the New Yorker in 1995, would be a good primer. It is about what you think: a man turns into a parrot, is purchased as a pet by his wife, and is forced to watch her cavort around the house with her new lover.

Here's our second-favorite passage:

I was jealous in life. I admit it. I would admit it to her. But it was because of my connection to her. I would explain that. When we held each other, I had no past at all, no present but her body, no future but to lie there and not let her go. I was an egg hatched beneath her crouching body, I entered as a chick into her wet sky of a body, and all that I wished was to sit on her shoulder and fluff my feathers and lay my head against her cheek, my neck exposed to her hand.
And here's our favorite:
And then the cracker [as the parrot has dubbed the lover, who is also described as having "a thick Georgia truck-stop accent" ] comes around the corner. He wears only his rattlesnake boots. I take one look at his miserable, featherless body and shake my head. We keep our sexual parts hidden, we parrots, and this man is a pitiful sight. "Peanut," I say.

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Gawker-284944 Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:10:34 EDT Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284944&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robert Olen Butler Says His Mass Email Was 'Intended Strictly For Those Who Personally Know Elizabeth And Me' ]]> bob butlerSo! Jilted author Robert Olen Butler isn't happy that yesterday we published the email he sent to his grad students. You know, the email that began "this sort of thing can get wildly distorted pretty quickly. You can feel free to use any part or all of this email to do so," and in which he explained exactly why his wife was leaving him for Ted Turner (she was abused by her grandpa!). In his email to us, he sounded steamed!

That email, intended strictly for those who personally know Elizabeth and me, was to explain an event that, if not explained, would be spun in ways that would unfairly make Elizabeth look bad. It had its intended effect around Tallahassee and in some other places where she and I are actual human beings. The sad thing about your sneeringly printing this in a blog is that both of us are easily dehumanized. Which, of course, is your point. Dehumanization is the essential ingredient for the daily pleasure of gossipers and gawkers. What a creepy little circle-jerk of self-righteousness you're running.
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Gawker-284743 Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:40:01 EDT Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284743&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Britney Spears Is A Fun Mom ]]> brit
  • Britney Spears put soda in her kids' baby bottles and then tried to get a dentist to whiten their little teeth. [Us]
  • And also she threatened to kill a photographer. [TMZ]
  • Model-heiress Lydia Hearst says that designer Roberto Cavalli's Florentine villa "looks like it must be a hundred years old." Omg, model-heiresses are dumb. [NYO]
  • Jilted author Robert Olen Butler, whose wife Elizabeth Dewberry left him to join Ted Turner's harem, is surprised that his nutty divorce-explainer email is getting so much attention from the internet. "Elizabeth and I are not Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston," he told Page Six. So true, especially the part about him not being Brad Pitt. Page Six also reports that "the white-haired mogul also took Dewberry as his date to the May premiere of "Georgia Rule," which starred Turner's ex-wife, Jane Fonda." Wow, Page Sixers are such sleuths! [Page Six]
  • Uma Thurman's new bf is a Swiss banker named Arky Busson who is Elle MacPherson's baby daddy. [Page Six]

    ]]> Gawker-284730 Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:00:02 EDT Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284730&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Ted Turner Took Elizabeth Dewberry To The 'Georgia Rule' Premiere! ]]> tedberry They make a cute couple! Tedlizabeth? Turnberry? Dewner? We'll let Us Weekly sort that one out, I guess.

    Earlier: Elizabeth Dewberry Left Robert Olen Butler To Join Ted Turner's Collection
    [via WireImage]

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    Gawker-284459 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:50:02 EDT Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284459&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Elizabeth Dewberry Left Robert Olen Butler To Join Ted Turner's Collection ]]> "The novelists Robert Olen Butler, 50, and Elizabeth Dewberry, 32, knew they were meant for each other when they could sit in a room together and not only write but also write well," begins that couple's Vows announcement from twelve years ago. And earlier today we wondered what Pulitzer winner's wife left him for a captain of industry. Now we've gotten what we believe is the full insane insane INSANE email that Bob Butler sent to his department, describing the breakup of their relationship.

    Rumors will soon be swirling around the department, so I want to tell the full and nuanced story to the five of you among the graduate students and ask that you clarify the issues for any of your fellow grad students who ask. This sort of thing can get wildly distorted pretty quickly. You can feel free to use any part or all of this email to do so. I really appreciate your help.

    Put down your cup of coffee or you might spill it.

    Elizabeth is leaving me for Ted Turner.

    She and I will remain the best of friends. She also knows about, endorses, and even encourages that I tell this much detail of the story:
    She has spoken openly in her work and in her public life of the fact that she was molested by her grandfather from an early age, a molestation that was known and tacitly condoned by her radically Evangelical Christian parents. She then went into a decade-long abusive marriage. I met her when she was in a terminally desperate state from this lifetime of abuse, and we married and we truly loved each other.

    I was able to help her a great deal. She says I saved her life. But de facto therapy as the initial foundation of a marriage eventually sucks the life out of a relationship. And it is very common for a woman to be drawn to men who remind them of their childhood abusers. Ted is such a man, though fortunately, he is far from being abusive. From all that I can tell, he is kind to her, loyal, considerate, and devoted to his family, and perhaps, therefore, he can redeem some things for her.

    Further, Elizabeth has never been able to step out of the shadow of the Pulitzer. As you know-and she knows-I have been an avid admirer and supporter of her work. Everyone has heard me proclaim my sincere high regard for her as an artist. I often did this publicly. But she has published two brilliant novels since she's been with me and neither has gotten anywhere near the recognition that they richly deserve. That made it harder and harder for her to live with the ongoing praise and opportunity that flows to a Pulitzer winner. Not because of jealousy. She has always been very happy for me. But the multitude of small reflections of regard that came my way inevitably threw a spotlight on the absence of those expressions of regard for her. She felt as if she was failing as a writer.

    Then, in March, she nearly died from an intestinal blockage in Argentina while on a trip with Ted. The trauma of that led her further to profoundly question her own identity. It became clear to her that the only way she can truly find herself is by making this change in her life.

    She will not be Ted's only girlfriend. Ted is permanently and avowedly non-monogamous. But though he has several girlfriends, it is a very small number, and he does not take them up lightly and he gives them his absolute support when he does. And Elizabeth's leaving me is as much about the three weeks a month she is alone as it is about the week a month she is with Ted. She will find her own space and her own light in which to create the great works of art she is destined to create.

    I will keep my house. I will keep my dogs and cats. I will keep virtually everything. She is being characteristically generous about that. But I will lose Elizabeth. And that is very sad. But the loss has been happening through many years of our shared struggle to make her whole. In that, I've done all I can do, as has she. I wish her the best. I ask you not to think ill of her in any way.

    Elizabeth and I will now conduct ourselves as if this is public knowledge. So as I suggested at the outset, you need not keep this to yourself, if the occasion arises to speak of it to someone. This is best anyway, since I am not up to the task of telling this story over and over.
    I have a high regard and affection for the students in our program. I hope this will help them sort out this rather intense story in an appropriate way.
    Best,
    Bob Butler

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    Gawker-284346 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:43:58 EDT Emily Gould http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284346&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Enemies List: Rupert Murdoch ]]> enemies%20list%20rupert%20murdoch.jpgNo one but the Devil knows every name on Rupert Murdoch's enemies list, and that's only because Satan takes dictation from Murdoch. Still, the News Corp. chairman has an impressive history of racking up nemeses on several continents. So far, he's either wrestled them to the carpet or held them at bay in one form or another. But even with regular infusions of industrial-strength nookie from a wife half his age, the man still has to watch the ramparts for skulking invaders. To that end, consider a short and by no means comprehensive list of Murdoch's opponents — past, present, future, or some combination thereof.

    Ted Turner - Ah, Murdoch's first big American kill. One could lay the blame for CNN creator Turner's ultimate biz demise more properly at the feet of Time Warner, but Turner vs. Murdoch was too classic a matchup not to believe in. The conservative, rapacious Australian tabloid mogul versus his bizarro-world counterpart — an American redneck news hawk with liberal, philanthropic delusions of grandeur. These days, Turner can only seethe about Murdoch's lack of charity, when it's pretty certain that Turner would be more than willing to cross the street to kick him.

    Dennis Potter - The grim reaper's touch has placed the caustic British TV dramatist beyond Murdoch's vengeful reach. That must be particularly galling, since in a 1994 interview shortly before his death, Potter famously noted that he had named his cancerous tumor after Murdoch.

    John Malone - Perhaps the first serious challenge to the Murdoch family's dominance of News Corp. came via John Malone's Liberty Media. The American company had amassed a considerable though not yet controlling stake in News Corp., which Murdoch interpreted as a threat; Malone's complaints about Murdochian "empire building" at the expense of shareholder return also didn't help. The threat evaporated with a deal trading the News Corp. shares back as part of an $11 billion asset swap, including the transfer of a controlling interest in DirecTV over to Liberty. Malone and Murdoch are talking sweetly of each other and the deal now, but the Malones are probably off the Christmas card list for a year or two, at least.

    Sir Richard Branson - After his NTL cable company lost its bid for commercial broadcaster ITV to Murdoch's British Sky Broadcasting, Branson called Murdoch a "threat to democracy" and agitated for a government breakup of News Corp. — or to put it in terms Murdoch would understand, a "regime change." Branson is yet another flavor of billionaire wackjob in his own right, and his knighthood can't make the famously establishment-hating Murdoch love him any more.

    Silvio Berlusconi - Murdoch has been tangling with Italian media boss and former prime minister Berlusconi for quite some time, and the former's dogged persistence has brought growing penetration of Italian media. Add that to Berlusconi political downswing and his propensity to collapse on camera, and Ruperto looks buonissimo by comparison.

    Kerry Stokes - A not-so-miniature Murdoch in the making, Stokes controls Australia's Seven Network, which has already tangled with News Corp. over a failed channel meant to compete with Murdoch's Ozzie properties. Stokes and Seven are on the rise now though, after opting into a AU$4 billion joint venture deal that frees up lots of cash for acquisitions and new launches.

    George Michael - Called Murdoch "the devil" and a "media dictator." Michael claims Murdoch is out to get him, but the pop singer may launch a vicious retaliatory strike at any time.

    Judith Regan - More on the shit list than the enemies list, due to the whole OJ book thing. But it's very easy to get promoted to enemy status, by way of something relatively innocuous, like say, a lawsuit. Developing.

    [Photo: Getty]

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    Gawker-224628 Wed, 27 Dec 2006 17:15:38 EST Chris Mohney http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=224628&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner Calls Rupert Murdoch A Cheap Bastard ]]> 20061116_023743_bz16turner_300.jpgIncreasingly irrelevant media ex-mogul Ted Turner appeared in Denver yesterday for a college fundraiser. The famously mouthy philanthropist couldn't resist taking a shot at a former rival:
    But don't ask him to share warm feelings about Rupert Murdoch, chairman of News Corp., or Time Warner Inc., which purchased Turner Broadcasting System Inc. in 1996. "There is one person I don't like," he said of Murdoch. Turner lambasted Murdoch - whose net worth is $7.7 billion, according to Forbes magazine. "He gives nothing to charity," said Turner, whose net worth is estimated at $1.9 billion.
    Ted, Ted, so ungenerous. And unfair: Murdoch gives away millions each year.

    Media mogul Turner takes a meaty poke at Murdoch [Denver Post]

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    Gawker-215347 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:55:48 EST abalk2 http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=215347&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Media Bubble: On Your Bike ]]> business_lede.jpg
  • Morgan Stanley continues to slap Sulzberger around. [NYP]
  • New Philadelphia Inquirer editor gets enthusiastic welcome, tells everyone they're going to be fired. [PI]
  • Bonnie Fuller thinks readers want more opinions from Star editors. [WWD]
  • Jack Shafer uses some kind of bicycle metaphor to predict how cuts at the L.A. Times will occur. Okay. [Slate]
  • Speaking of the LAT, it's Geffen v. Burkle in the battle of the billionaires to own the paper. Also, rich people like to buy things. [NYT]
  • Female editors were relentlessly promoting their magazines on TV long before Dave Zinczenko had rock-hard abs. [FBNY]
  • Larry King: unaware that Republican National Committee chief Ken Melhman is gay, Republican National Committee chief. [HuffPo]
  • Seth Mnookin finds a way to make Times gossip interesting: Race and sex! [Seth Mnookin]
  • Former political correspondent poignantly addresses plight of female political correspondents: math is hard. [NYT]
  • Donny Deutsch and Ted Turner: Oh, the humility. [Copyranter]
  • Times Public Editor knocks Times Standards Editor for TimesSelect articlevertisement. [NYT]

    ]]> Gawker-213562 Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:50:29 EST abalk2 http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=213562&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Media Bubble: Ted and David and Katie and Anderson ]]> Ted Turner sells his memoir for $4.5 million; David Carr sells his for $300k. [NYP]
    • You shall bow before Katie and Anderson, because they are royalty. [National Journal]
    • Brad is Esquire's October cover. Brad doesn't want to talk about whether he cheated on Jen. Did Esquire agree to restrictions? [WWD]

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    Gawker-179642 Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:30:27 EDT Jesse http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=179642&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Media Bubble: Memoirs May Be Beautiful, and Yet ]]> Fortune editor to co-write Alan Greenspan's memoir. He's say he's excited, but that might be viewed as irrationally exuberant. [NYT]
    • And Ted Turner will likely have a memoir coming, too. [NYP]
    • More and more newspaper advertising is shifting to web. Um, duh. [NYT]
    Elizabeth Vargas needed that anchor chair like a fish needs a bicycle. Honest. [Phil. Inq.]

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    Gawker-178756 Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:00:56 EDT Jesse http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=178756&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner to Leave Time Warner Board ]]> ted.turner.jpgIt's a sad day for garrulous southerners everywhere: Ted Turner has announced that his time at Time Warner has come to an end. While Turner's involvement hasn't been quite so great over the past few years, he's still remained somewhat of a company icon. He gave no reason for his decision to end his involvement at the end of the term, but it seems no small coincidence that this has come just after shareholder Carl Icahn threw a burning bag of dog shit around the Time Warner offices.

    "It is after much deliberation that I have decided not to stand for reelection at the annual meeting," said Turner, who for a time was the company's largest individual shareholder after he sold Turner Broadcasting to Time Warner in 1996. "I have enjoyed working with Dick Parsons as well as the other board members and the management team."

    Time Warner Chief Executive Parsons, who just finished the very public battle with Icahn, described Turner as a "visionary leader" in a brief statement.

    Parsons said Turner had "made an extraordinary contribution to this company and, indeed, to the world at large."

    The world at large, most certainly: In addition to his significant charity involvement in charities, Turner gave us CNN (and, in a way, Anderson Cooper), his Montana Grill, and a cable network willing to show Nascar at all times. Let's all honor his exit from the company, then, by refusing to pay our cable bills.

    Ted Turner to leave Time Warner board [Reuters]

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    Gawker-156889 Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:53:37 EST Jessica http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=156889&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ When Media Whores Become Charity Whores ]]> moneybags.jpgSlate's annual list of the 60 largest charitable contributions of 2005 is out: the late Cordelia Scaife May emerges as the biggest contributor, having left her $404 million estate to charity; Bill and Melinda Gates come in second with $320 million. But what about our favorite media moguls?

    Coming in 22nd place is Oprah Winfrey, who donated $51.8 million to her various foundations, all of which bear her name. Ted Turner falls in at number 15, donating $70.6 million to the South African Peace Parks Foundation plus the Nuclear Threat Initiative, Turner Foundation, U.N. Foundation and Better World Fund. Jane Fonda would be proud.

    The highest-donating media whore on the list is our own Michael Bloomberg, who clocks in at a respectable 7th place, having donated $144 million to feel-good vaguaries including arts, education, health care and social services. Wow — how generous of our dear mayor! Maybe in 2006, he could donate that cash to the Chinatown Loogy Cleanup.

    The 2005 Slate 60 [Slate]

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    Gawker-156060 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:24:24 EST Jessica http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=156060&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner on Rupert Murdoch ]]> Ted Turner on News Corp. chief Rupert Murdoch: "He's a very dangerous person. He's proven it during this war. He's been willing to have his media support the war in almost surprising fashion. He's exploiting this war to help build the circulation for his television network and his newspapers...This is Murdoch's war."
    Vintage Turner [Mermigas on Media via IWantMedia]
    TedTurner.com

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    Gawker-11964 Thu, 17 Apr 2003 18:32:44 EDT Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11964&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ AOL/TW execs accused of insider trading ]]> Two institutional shareholders have accused AOL/Time Warner Chairman Steve Case of insider trading in a related lawsuit. Also named were Vice Chairman Ted Turner, Chief Executive Officer Richard Parsons, former CEO Gerald Levin, and former Chief Operating Officer Bob Pittman. This is so...*yawn*....surprising.
    Time Warner execs accused of insider trading [Reuters]

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    Gawker-11928 Mon, 14 Apr 2003 16:57:19 EDT Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11928&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner, war reporter ]]> Ted Turner on volunteering to report from Baghdad for CNN: "I did say, 'Well, you know, if nobody else will do it, I'll do it.' And they said, 'No.' But, because I'm sixty-four, and I've been pretty well wiped out anyway, I might as well go out. I thought it'd be kind of good—here I am, going down in flames. I think it would be a dramatic way to exit the world. But they turned me down, and, really, it probably wasn't that good an idea. They said, 'You're not really qualified to do it.' I said, 'Well, all you have to do is hold the microphone up and say, 'The bombs are falling all around me.' There's no magic to this game."
    Q & A: journalists and generals [New Yorker]

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    Gawker-11691 Mon, 24 Mar 2003 09:30:17 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11691&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ The quotable Ted Turner ]]> Ted Turner on the AOL/TW merger: "I'd rather go back and be with one of my ex-wives than go through this again...If you ever have the chance to merge with AOL, stay away." Ted's Happiness-Is-a-Private-Plane philosophy: "To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless."
    Ted Turner prefers "ex-wives" to reliving the AOL merger [Internetnews.com]

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    Gawker-11655 Thu, 20 Mar 2003 07:23:07 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11655&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner, center of attention ]]> The NYT recalls a recent appearance by former AOL/TW Chairman Ted Turner at a New Yorker breakfast in which he told his audience that he had volunteered to report from Iraq for CNN, sang verses of "Don't Fence Me In," and said he "relished the idea of challenging the media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 72, to a fistfight." Murdoch's response: "The last thing Ted needs these days is a licking from me."
    Turner jabs AOL Time Warner [NYT]

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    Gawker-11646 Wed, 19 Mar 2003 10:31:31 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11646&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Remainders ]]> · Ted Turner sends self back in time to prevent AOL/TW merger [TheOnion]
    · Leg and sperm: the inspiration for the fake Puma ads?
    · New York City real estate public auction [via Muxway]

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    Gawker-11573 Thu, 13 Mar 2003 15:28:02 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11573&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ AOL death knell ]]> AOL lost 170,000 users in the last quarter. Somewhere in Atlanta (or Florida), Ted Turner is smirking.
    AOL reports first drop in subscribers [AP via Anil]

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    Gawker-11074 Mon, 03 Feb 2003 09:30:35 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11074&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Gossip roundup ]]> · Universal isn't hosting its annual post-Grammy bash for fear of a rap-rivalry shootout. [Page Six]
    · Page Six discovers the Hipster Handbook. [Page Six]
    · Tina Louise was spotted tearing open a box of envelopes at Staples on Broadway and Broome, "taking a few to the cashier, and getting annoyed when she was informed she'd have to buy the whole box." [Page Six]
    · Courtney Love strips during a photo shoot ("By the time the shoot was over, Courtney had set fire to things, poured Champagne over her head and had her bikini line waxed in a room full of people."); John Edwards is schmoozing moneyed New Yorkers; and Sharon Bush was having dinner at Le Cirque during the brother-in-law's State of the Union address. [NY Daily News]
    · Ted Turner's getting married and ex-Sicor chief, Carlo Salvi, has purchased a stake in the Women modeling agency. Salvi's determined to make it work, as he's been the "pigeon" on other deals and needs to prove himself. Friends insist it's not about the girls. [The Word]

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    Gawker-11068 Sun, 02 Feb 2003 12:47:28 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11068&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner buys AOL/TW? ]]> In the Gawker sequel to "Ted Turner runs like hell" (tentatively titled, "Sneaky, sneaky Ted"), Ted Turner considers buying all of AOL/TW. How's that for revenge?
    Ted mulling AOL/TW bid [NY Daily News]

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    Gawker-11050 Fri, 31 Jan 2003 10:10:32 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11050&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Ted Turner runs like hell ]]> In case you missed the whole "$44.9 billion loss" part of the post on the new AOL/TW building, you should know that Ted Turner has also resigned as Vice-Chairman of the company. Seems like only yesterday Turner was waxing poetic about the merger and saying he hadn't had this much fun since he'd lost his virginity.
    Ted Turner out at AOL/TW [CNET]

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    Gawker-11030 Wed, 29 Jan 2003 17:57:59 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11030&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Gossip roundup ]]> Woody Allen· Woody Allen is incensed over new play, Who Killed Woody Allen? [Page Six]
    · PR guru Matthew Freud says "AL Sharpton is a move by the Bush White House to show a worse alternative." [Page Six]
    · Marty Richards nearly forbidden to board his plane on the grounds that his Golden Globe could be used as a weapon. [Cindy Adams]
    · Julianne Moore on sex-in-real-life vs. sex-in-the-movies: "You know, if anyone ever ripped my clothes, I'd probably kill them." [Cindy Adams]
    · Jane Fonda on ex-husband Ted Turner: "I love my ex, Ted Turner, who gives a lot of money to charity. Ted has long been working against worldwide clitorectomies; Ted is a man who puts his money where his mouth is!" [Liz Smith]
    · E! Entertainment has been talking to Us Weekly about doing a reality show. All Bonnie, all the time. [NY Daily News]

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    Gawker-10938 Wed, 22 Jan 2003 04:56:00 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=10938&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ AOL/TW on the big screen ]]> Vanity Fair's Nina Munk is following the AOL/TW saga in preparation for a book. If it's optioned for film, Munk's casting choices are as follows: "Peter Gallagher as Bob Pittman; Burt Reynolds as Ted Turner; Dustin Hoffman as Gerald Levin; James Earl Jones as Richard Parsons; and either Michael Douglas or Kiefer Sutherland (with his hair darkened, presumably) as Steve Case."
    Eyeing media [IWantMedia]

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    Gawker-10927 Tue, 21 Jan 2003 10:05:36 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=10927&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Parsons suggests "Two Towers" will win Best Picture Oscar ]]> AOL/TW chief, Richard Parsons, exhibiting no obvious signs of heavy narcotic use, suggests that The Two Towers is an Oscar contender in the Best Picture category. This must be another item on the "wishful thinking" list that includes "Steve Case, turnaround artist," and "Ted Turner develops permanent laryngitis."
    Elvish Lives II [Observer]

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    Gawker-10302 Wed, 11 Dec 2002 08:52:11 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=10302&view=rss&microfeed=true