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    Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    They always had the best of the best...


    That sounds about right. For instance, it doesn't get any more top shelf than Mr. Bubble in a jacuzzi.

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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    Freak. Wasn't there a nagging rumor that Paris Hilton was one of the paid escorts at the 2005 Cannes film festival on Paul Allen's yacht, significantly called "The Octopus."


    [gawker.com]


    Freak.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    But what happened to the brought-in Augie Busch III?? Did he share Paris Hilton's burger? Did he bring a keg with him that doubled as a not-quite-marital aid? Any chance of beer enemas, or dentures lost somewhere in a hooker's nether regions? Was he only there to observe the proceedings for his human sexuality dissertation? What?
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    Image of sirjohnoldcastle sirjohnoldcastle
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    All that money for a hand-job? What a waste.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    @sirjohnoldcastle: Fur realz - just give yourself a 'stranger.'
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    Those rumors about Paris being a high priced call girl have been around for years. I always believed them too because, well, she is Paris Hilton.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    @heywhat: it's not like she can't get a hotel room at a good rate (rimshot).
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    Air Fuck One? I guess coming up with a good nickname wasn't priority one for those underlings. "Air Whores One?" I'm sure you can do better.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    @kneetoe: 'All Fours On.'
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/09/09

    @kneetoe: Anal whore fun.


    Heir Forced-fun.


    The rich people fuckin' plane, where sex is had.


    Ol' sticky seats.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    Air Fuck One? Sound like the Vatrex Express if Ms Hilton was involved.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/09/09

    @bytememehard: Well, Bill's supposedly a Valtexian as well.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    For a sex scandal, this one is somehow the missing the sexy parts. Paris Hilton being gay for pay is about as shocking as Paris dancing pantyless on a table.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    EWWWWs, all around.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    For some reason, I don't really believe Paris Hilton was there.


    And I'd like to believe it.

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    Image of kjack kjack
    06/09/09

    @HiredGoons: It's not really clear whether the former meth addict/party girl source for this info was a practicing meth addict at the time of the reported activities. I'm guess that someone strung out on meth might mistake almost every tall thin blonde with big feet and a bad nose job for Paris Hilton.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    @kjack: fair enough.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    @kjack: maybe it was a tranny?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    See, even for all that wealth and luxury I still wouldn't get naked with or anywhere NEAR Paris Hilton.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/09/09

    @Colonel Mustard: What about The Burkle?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/09/09

    @BadUncle: Hey, if all he wants to do is watch, I don't see a problem here. I mean, party in Vegas, gamble with someone else's money, take off my clothes and cavort for a little while...I do all that shit anyway, so why not?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    Anyone over the age of 12 knows that Mr. Bubble in a Jacuzzi spells in-fect-shun!
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    06/09/09

    @Mama Penguino: Yes, but so does P-A-R-I-S. So maybe they cancel each other out?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/09/09

    @irishflyesq: You're right. I'd rather subject my private pink parts to Mr. Bubble.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/09/09

    @Mama Penguino: Poor Mr. Bubble. So innocent. I hope they covered his poor eyes before they got down and dirty. I just imagine that little bottle sitting there, feeling violated.


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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    "the classiest [client] I have ever met in my life, and he doesn't need any help [paying for] women."


    /Don't mention it.

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: That was the most disgusting line of the whole thing for me. Like guys only hire hookers b/c they can't get women to sleep with them. It never has anything to do with the fact that they're fucked up in the head and it's the only way they can get off. Maybe they just don't want to feel like they have to buy breakfast.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    "And they'd bring in Augie Busch III."


    Is that a code for something I am not aware of? The sentence sounds vague and ominous to me. I read that sentence and I felt sorry for those poor hookers.

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    Image of saythatsfuckingcool saythatsfuckingcool
    06/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious:


    Zed: Bring out Augie.

    Maynard: Augie's sleeping.

    Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/09/09

    @saythatsfuckingcool:


    I believe Augie was wheeled out on a roller with a Lecter mask.


    /btw, you have a familiar air about you.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: It is something involving beer. Hopefully not in can or 40 format. Or keg, for that matter.
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    06/09/09

    @saythatsfuckingcool: Nobody gets a handjob in my plane except me and Augie.
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    Image of saythatsfuckingcool saythatsfuckingcool
    06/09/09

    @Truculent: Air Fuck Two?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06/09/09

    @saythatsfuckingcool: Whenever I bring in Augie Busch III, it kills the mood. Instantly.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/09/09

    @MrInBetween: Huh. Well I picked up Augie Busch III from wearing the same pair of undies too long.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/09/09

    In reply to Book: Ron Burkle Hired Hookers, Paid Paris Hilton For 'Girl-on-Girl Action'
    So what, Paris did this for kicks? I mean, she clearly needs the money as much as Miss Meth Mouth.
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