Geez. Can we go back to the time when Alaska was just this never talked about place where the only things worth pondering were sunshiney nights, the Travel Channel dude eating whale blubber, and maybe if your kid would have to read Call of the Wild in fourth grade?
That's really all I knew about Alaska 10 months ago, and I'd like to have that peace again. (I'm actually not sure Palin and Johnston know more than me, but damn if they aren't trying to outwit the world with their nitwittery.)
"So I had a rubber on the whole time. But then I came and my pecker got soft, you know? And then the rubber started getting all loose and I thought uh-oh, it's gonna come off. So I pulled out real fast but the rubber wasn't on it any more and I said 'Bristol, you got a rubber full of cum in you!' You know what I'm sayin? You see how that happened? Ok, so I stuck my finger in there and started fishing around, but it was up there pretty far and I couldn't reach it right away. And Bristol was like 'Oh man if my mom finds out she's gonna be pissed, cuz she things your trailer trash, and not she's gonna have a little trailer trash grandbaby!' And I said hang on babe I got it, and I pulled it back out but was turned inside out, and htere wasn't any jizz left in it anymore, and ... um, are y'all getting this? Should I slow down? Am I telling this story to fast?"
Oh, Levi, sweet boy, you cute thing, you dumb, dumb boy.
This kid never should have been forced into the spotlight; not for the pregnancy of his gf. How sickening. Sarah, you need sit in the corner and think about your actions-- for what you have put these kids through--you and your flying abstinence monkeys.
@Sarcastro: @econdave: Ted Stevens would have literally stolen your heart and put it in a cooler to sell on the black market. I think Sarc. means Levi and I agree.
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That's really all I knew about Alaska 10 months ago, and I'd like to have that peace again. (I'm actually not sure Palin and Johnston know more than me, but damn if they aren't trying to outwit the world with their nitwittery.)
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This kid never should have been forced into the spotlight; not for the pregnancy of his gf. How sickening. Sarah, you need sit in the corner and think about your actions-- for what you have put these kids through--you and your flying abstinence monkeys.
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