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    Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    She sounds like a crazy hanger-on. A bunny boiler, if you will.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    I like how she thinks it's so terrible that instead of saving an overpriced, replacable watch, he saves the only copy of his first novel.


    Yeah, that's just... kind of endearing.


    The stabbing thing is disconcerting, though. No more Eminem for you, Mr. Gyllenhaal.

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    based on the introductions, i was hoping for something a little more tenenbaums-esque
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    06/12/09

    @bangers: Huh. I was hoping for V.C. Andrews.
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    06/12/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: LOL!!!
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    06/12/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: Flowers in the Attic, much?
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    Why can't they both be crazy?
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    06/12/09

    @depardoo: Yeah, I'm going with d) All of the above.
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    Image of cmon cmon
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    There are other possible explanations, but borderline personality disorder would explain the publisher's behavior from start to finish.
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    06/12/09

    @cmon: that or a severe Meth addiction.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    That top picture reminds me of a great joke-


    What's the difference between jelly and jam?


    I can't jelly my dick down your throat


    Wooo

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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/12/09

    @slainte_pants: That's a groaner, and not the good kind.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    All I want to know is if Jake is a geigh. If this lady can't tell me that, then she ain't got nothing I wanna hear.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    By removing the hollywood references, we get: "...a mysterious contemporary family consisting of a manque father, manipulative mother and two emotionally confused children..."


    They sound...normal, actually.

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    Anyone under 40 care - or even know - about the senior Gyllenhaals? No? Very good.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    "At this time he reveals his secret desire to stab Naomi.."


    So the ostensible publisher of his poems feigns not to know that his poetry isn't a literal desire for murder. Presenting it as though it were shows her to be either stupid or venal, and I'm supposing the latter. Ugh.

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    Would someone just tell me if Jake is Toothy Tile? That's all I really care about when it comes to the Gyllenhaals
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    Wait, what? Who the hell would save a watch over a laptop with all your personal shit on it? Or am I crazy?
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    06/12/09

    @Major_Major: If you're crazy, that means I'm crazy too.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    06/12/09

    @Major_Major: Exactly. That is what insurance is for. You can always get a new Rolex, but you can never really replace your pretentious novel and porn cache.
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    06/12/09

    @Major_Major: I know, the watch is insured. sheesh.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    Maybe I'm kind of jaded from working in a jail, but none of that stuff seems very weird. She just seems like an attention-seeking jerk.
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    06/12/09

    @katekate is squared: I might be jaded from being batshit crazy, but I don't find any of those "juicy tidbits" even remotely interesting. She definitely seems like a jerk.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    "Claptrap" does not equal poetry.
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    06/12/09

    @Nic Fit: apparently it does in Hollywood.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Literary Editor Has a Bone to Pick with the Gyllenhaals
    So this wacky, quirky, artistic family is wacky and quirky and artistic? What a shock!


    John Irving had better watch his back -- I think he stole this story for every one of his novels.

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