Back in the heady days of 1999, Osama bin Laden found himself juggling the demands of running Al Qaeda with his endless quest for love. So he tasked a young Yemeni cleric, Rashad Mohammed Saeed Ismael, with finding his fifth soulmate. According to Rashad, who spoke with the Guardian, bin Laden described the kind of…
According to the Wall Street Journal, a U.S. drone strike narrowly missed the American-born radical cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki, who inspired the underwear bomber and the Times Square Bomber. Known for his inflammatory YouTube videos, he's sort of like the Islamist Rebecca Black. Too bad the drone missed; our lamp…
We know you're concerned about this, so here you go — prosecutors this week are expected to ask a judge at the Federal District Court in Manhattan to drop the pile of charges against Osama bin Laden.
Two days after Osama Bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces, he remains dead. (As far as we know.) A photo is likely forthcoming, as U.S. intelligence pores over Osama's hard drive.
What are Rudy Giuliani and several major Bush administration officials doing in Paris this week? Addressing a militant Iranian exile group that the U.S. government has designated a terrorist organization, of course.
Somali-born US citizen Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested after he attempted to blow up a car bomb at a Portland Christmas tree-lighting ceremony. The bomb was a fake; Mohamud had been set up by the FBI. He's quite a character!
It's admirable that Google is so reluctant to censor content on YouTube. But now that the company has yanked videos from an extreme American-born Muslim cleric currently in hiding, it's worth asking why the company finally caved to critics.
President Obama says the suspicious packages intercepted in England and Dubai "apparently contained explosive material."
West Virginia Rep. Nick Rahall, a Christian of Lebanese descent, has naturally been accused of loving the terrorists all election season. Here's his opponent's latest attack: "Nick Rahall: good for the Middle East, good for Obama — bad for America."
By nasty old New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino's standards, does saying "Fuck him," twice, on video, in reference to the U.S. Attorney General, even count as a "gaffe"? Nah, it's just Crazy Carl. Oy. Let's roll the clip.
Five German citizens—alleged militants—were killed during a drone strike in Pakistan.
CNBC guy Larry Kudlow simply did not care for the bear-hug Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel exchanged on Friday. It showed weakness, Kudlow writes, in a stupid column. "Our friends and enemies were all watching." Are the terrorists unstoppable now?
You guys caught Osama Bin Laden's new anti-global warming tape, right? But before we think Bin Laden has transformed completely into the Islamist Al Gore, consider the news that OBL is suspected of planning commando-style attacks on American targets.
Khuram Sher was one of three men arrested in Ottawa today under suspicion he planned to carry out attacks as a member of a terrorism group. He also sang Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" on Canadian Idol two years ago. Video below.
Remember that brain fungus that forces "zombie ants" to leave their colonies and march around feeding a fungal organism in their brains until one day it pops out and kills them? What if the terrorists get their hands on it?
Adnan Shukrijumah spent 15 formative years in Brooklyn. Then he joined Al Qaeda as a dishwasher in an Afghanistan camp. Now he's al Qaeda's "chief of worldwide operations." Those Brooklyn boys! They just pick up and forget what made 'em.
Rep. Sue Myrick's niche is to constantly worry about Muslims infiltrating and conquering America. In this clip, she outlines a compelling new argument for Total Border Security: a couple of Hezbollah members have crossed the border over the past decade!
Osama Bin Laden remains at large. But today, America meted out justice to the man who very well might have cooked his eggs on the morning of 9/11. Osama bin Laden's chef pled guilty to "providing support for terrorism".
Have you been "providing training and advice to terrorist organizations even about entirely peaceful and legal activities," American? Well. the Supreme Court has upheld a law against this, 6-3, so you'd better stop, really soon. Or don't! It's your life.
Great, now our nation is under attack by memes. Carlos Almonte, the wannabe New Jersey Jihadist arrested last week on his way to Somalia, was previously Internet famous for his funny sign.
