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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    You'll need to tell me what it means to have a pinkie toe that is set an inch back on your foot so I can insult my husband when I tell him I have to be gay now.
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    Image of minou minou
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    Well, that settles it. Rahm Emanuel is our savior.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    @minou: Ugh. Can I choose not to be saved?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    This was also in the Washington Post this morning. You can bet every politico in DC was studying their hands. "Honey, this finger is longer, isn't it?"
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    Image of buzzcowboy buzzcowboy
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    But what career should those with the second toe longer than the big toe pursue?


    Perhaps coconut-picker.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    @buzzcowboy:


    Morton, is that you?

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    What if you're born with an extra large thumb up your ass?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: You pull out an extra large presidential-looking plum?
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: Can't.stop.laughing.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    I have mid-digital hair on all my fingers (including my pinkie!) EXCEPT my index finger, and ring fingers that are probably 5% longer than my index fingers. I can say that these myths are true: the last time someone disagreed with me in a meeting, I drank his blood and took his mourning wife as my lover.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/13/09

    @ADismalScience: the big question is if you can curl your tongue length-wise into a sippy tube, to suck up the blood.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    ...and Paulson's schlong curves downward like a divining rod that's hit a pocket of evil.
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    Image of Keef Keef
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You win. THAT is the image I will take to my deathbed.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @LetsHaveAKeithParty: I would pay to watch that cartoon on cable.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    Eh, go finger.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    Larry Summers was pretty stupid, but this: As Harvard's president, Obama economic advisor Larry Summers got in trouble for suggesting women were no good at science.


    That's a pretty gross misrepresentation of what he said.

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    Image of probablynotcontagious probablynotcontagious
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    obama has more attractive 'n ladylike hands than i do
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    Image of lempha lempha
    01/13/09

    @probablynotcontagious: His fingernails, look, to me, like he used to have a nail-biting habit; that's why they start further up his fingers than do, say, Ben Bernanke's beautifully manicured nails.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    Can't figure what kind of shadow puppet Kashkari was going for. Maybe a hammerhead shark?

    And why do the lines in Summers' palm spell out the word "Evil"?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    I really like Obama's watch.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    Oh great, another thing to be self conscious about.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    I always suspected Larry Summers was part Vulcan.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    01/13/09

    @Smitros: He's got the "Live Long" part down and we can only hope the rest follows.
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