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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    09/03/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    That's five minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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    Image of Sheila Sheila
    09/03/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    most boring sex-texts ever! and they say romance is dead...
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    Image of Liberace Liberace
    09/03/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    what the fuck is a gum fairy? jesus. enough with the spy shit.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/03/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Please let this be that douchebag "Pool Boy" Vandehei.
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    Image of The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    I'd be inclined to guess the identities of these two journos as Cindy Adams and Liz Smith, except there's no shout out to Madonna or Liz Taylor -- and Cindy ALWAYS manages to work in three Borsht Belt groaners plus a few references to things that are "Juicy."
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Too insidery.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Old journos can't even get the fuck talk right.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    I got hungry for Thai about 4 in, and stopped reading.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    I knew there was a good reason for banning "just sayin".
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Dunno who these idiots are, but I'm guessing by the overuse of "guh" and "woot" and other such slang that they are about 37 years old and cling to this terminology like a totem that will help them banish old age forever.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Fast forward 40 years. They're in wheelchairs on the porch at the home. They're still talking like this. No one will invite them to parchesi.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Does Gawker have an "Ew" tag?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Do we all sound like 7th graders when we're all hot and horny for someone we're not supposed to be hot and horny for? How embarrassing. Just saying.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    09/02/09

    @gladys_kravitz: It's a good reason to keep our hands to ourselves, isn't it?
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Awww, this is sweet. Smithhimself has sent messages like this and has been thrilled by a text response during an especially boring meeting.

    But then I also believe that Mark Sanford should have stood up at that first news conference and said: "I'm in love with a fabulous Argentinian woman. If you wish, stay lonely in your cramped, passionless lives. I'm flying away to make love and ride shaggy ponies in Patagonia!"
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/02/09

    @smithhimself: Isn't patagonia in Chile?
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    09/02/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: "Patagonia is in Argentina AND Chile.

    "It comprises the southernmost portion of the Andes mountains to the west and south, and plateau and low plains to the east."

    And the shaggy ponies are real. I'm looking for a partner who likes to ride and..."

    Damn! I've lapsed into the sexy text message mode.
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    Edited by smithhimself at 09/02/09 6:15 PM smithhimself was starred smithhimself was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/02/09

    @smithhimself: I am willing to bet your text messages are more stylish, smithhim. One can dream.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    09/02/09

    In reply to Gross Text Messages Between Married Journo And Mistress
    Oh, no, please, After the Levi Johnston thing I really can't take any more club-foot English. It's bad enough having to correct compositions written like this. This is like having root canal on vacation.
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