Slack Down

Slack, a group chat and instant messaging program popular in tech and digital media workplaces, appears to be having a service outage. According to the service’s status website, the Slack website and API are down, due to an unexplained “resource exhaustion.” (We can relate!) This is the worst media news of the day.
Meteor Streaks Across East Coast Sky
Last night, shortly after 7:50 PM, a meteor lit up night skies on the East Coast, shining as bright as the moon for about ten seconds. The meteor appeared as "a thin streak of blue-greenish-white," with the most sightings being reported in Maryland.
It's Fridayyy: Ditch Your Necktie and Get a Beer for Free From Magical Recycling Bin in London
In order to promote themselves and the free spirit lifestyle, the beer brand Sol ran a marketing campaign that offered commuters an opportunity to win a free beer in exchange for their work tie. After the amused working man drops in his cravat, he will receive a coupon that can be exchanged for a free bottle of beer.…
It's Friday!: Time to Dance Like Nobody at the Airport is Watching
Public dancer Angela Trimbur takes her predilection for dancing like nobody's watching while everybody's watching to LAX, where she is met at baggage claim by a courtesy call from The Black Angels.
Here's Slow-Motion Footage of People Getting Punched in the Face by Wind
Back in May you were first introduced to Lithuanian photographer Tadas "Tadao Cern" Černiauskas' glorious new photo series "Blow Job."
Getting Ready to Hit the Club? First Learn How to Dance
Jem "Da Hunk" Mark is something of a micro-celebrity in certain Pinoy circles. In his latest how-to video, the Dubai-based flight attendant and amateur dance instructor walks (or, rather, dances) you through the moves you're likely to encounter when you hit the club later tonight.
It's Friday! So Here's a Half-Naked Ukrainian Folk Band Covering Rammstein's 'Du Hast'
The village boys of Los Colorados are back, and they're as shirtless as ever.
Perplexed Puppy Only Knows One Thing For Sure: Weekends Are Too Short
Watching this cuddle-mongering doggy struggle to figure out how cameras work is certain to take your mind off the fact that Monday is only two short days away.
The Al Bundy Booty Shakin' Mega Dance Mix
Holy crap people, it is Friday. And that can only mean one thing: kick your heels up, coast through today, and watch this dance remix of Al Bundy.
Balki Bartokomous Continues Love Affair with Talking to Internet
Everyone can't stop remembering Bronson Pinchot. The man who was always there to play a Eurotrash gentleman, you know, back when we needed that sort of thing (The 1980s).
Nation of Whiners
In New York, Delis Contain Foodstuffs!
I don't really like to stoop to making fun of stories. You know why? Because I've written so many bad ones myself! Hi-o! Hell, everyone does! And also, who cares? That aside, it's safe to say I may never get over this opening paragraph in the Times metro section: "Across the city, delis and bodegas are a familiar and…
LOLgays Winning In Yur Internets
For days now, the most important site on the whole internets has been unavailable due to a server move. We speak, naturally, of I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?, the number one hotspot for relaxing pictures of LOLcats. (Don't pretend you don't know about pictures of cats altered to assert script-kiddy humanoid opinions and…
