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    This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    06/27/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    Okay, this must be done: I was in on the Lindbergh kidnapping. They promised me nobody would get hurt, but I should have known that damned kraut was lying and I can't die with this on my conscience. Also, I am 94 years old.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/27/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    Elvis, Big Foot, and L. Ron Hubbard walk into a bar...
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    Image of noonecaresowen noonecaresowen
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    So which celeb couples are going to announce their breakup/divorce this weekend so they can hide under the Michael Jackson Death Press Umbrella? (ok, the name needs a little work)
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/26/09

    @noonecaresowen: Michael was a known umbrella fan. [i.dailymail.co.uk]

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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    In the most boring bit of news that you didn't hear about category, new jobless claims jumped unexpectedly yesterday. That's what happens when you borrow a trillion dollars to "stimulate" the economy and don't spend 80% of it after four months.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/27/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Wait (and not to pile on, but really), you just said that new unemployment claims went up because 80% of the appropriated stimulus money hasn't been spent yet (which means it hasn't been appropriated, which means it hasn't been borrowed. So your argument is that if the stimulus money is spent, unemployment will go down.


    And you do remember that everyone (including the President) involved with that bill said one of the big challenges would be getting the money into the pipeline, right? Because that's what I heard.


    Finally, four months isn't a long time. I mean, I given that Republicans' idea of stimulating (their donors' personal) economies is to send massive palates of bank notes worth billions to a foreign country where it promptly gets lost while in the possession of said donors, you're not saying they have any better idea of what to do with the economy, are you?

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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    *whispers* I buy things from HSN. And QVC.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    06/26/09

    @Scout 3.0: My Daddy ordered the MiniSupercharger. You bolt it under your carburetor and it increases gas mileage four hundred percent and power by thrice. What a gadget. When it didn't work, nobody wanted anybody to know they fell for it, so there were limited complaints. It became the standard for duplicity until the Repugnant party after 1964.


    Plus, Daddy never paid for mail orders; he just remained under the $20 radar and it was all free.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    I've been trolling Gawker as momof3wildkids for several weeks. I've realized that I have an alcohol problem, for which I will be entering rehab in Argentina before spending more time with my family.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/26/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Glad to hear you're strong enough to overcome this- and you will, you're a fighter, baby.

    "Overcoming Credulousness" is a course I highly recommend whilst there.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    06/26/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Liar! Momof3wildkids is awful. Truly awful.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/27/09

    @Private Hangnail: yeah she is. She should do something about those kids and stay off the internets.
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    Has any other unemployed person noticed that MTV is actually showing music videos?


    I don't even know what to do with myself.


    And the fact that they're all Michael Jackson makes me think I've gone through some sort of time warp.

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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    06/26/09

    @TillieHarper: We the Blacks...Niggmata (I Have Holes in My ...: Wait till you come back from the bathroom and see Margaret Thatcher giving a press conference.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    06/26/09

    @TillieHarper: We the Blacks...Niggmata (I Have Holes in My ...: I think they're really relishing in this opportunity to be socially relevant again...
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    Okay, here goes. I once killed a man because I wanted his fillings. I can pawn fillings for frozen yogurt, you see.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    06/26/09

    @Private Hangnail: You think THAT'S a big deal? I once shot a man just for snoring!
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    06/26/09

    @ShanghaiLil: I shot my much younger lover and left his body in my swimming pool.


    No, wait, wait, it's just a screename, I know, Doctor, I know, you don't have to give me any more Thorazine.


    But I am ready for my close-up.

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    To pile on: please, please, murder, cheat, steal, whatever. Just make sure it's in an RSS feed somewhere by tomorrow morning.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/26/09

    In reply to This Is Best Opportunity For a Friday Night Newsdump You'll Have All Year
    Fitting on Shabbat I'd be forced to think about a Magen Sandford.
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