176 Days and a Wake Up
Tennessee County Closes All Schools Indefinitely, Director Blames Obamacare
One small county in Tennessee is running out of money, and its Director of Schools has taken it upon himself to address the problem by closing all schools in the middle of the academic year, affecting more than 1,100 students. According to him, it’s all Obamacare’s fault.
Alleged Vibrator Thief to Cops: Obama Is a Crook, Wanna See My Dick?
A 44-year-old Obama critic was arrested for retail theft in Illinois last month after authorities say he shoved a vibrator down his pants and offered to show an officer his penis, The Smoking Gun reports.
Woman Allegedly Sent to Psych Ward for Saying Obama Follows Her Twitter
A Long Island woman claims she was drugged and locked in a hospital psych ward for 8 days because a doctor didn’t believe Barack Obama followed her on Twitter.
White House: We Can't Force Jimmy Kimmel Off the Air
The White House originally instituted a policy that it would respond to every petition that garnered more than 25,000 signatures. After responding to cute requests for Death Stars and the deportation of Piers Morgan, they raised the threshold to 100,000. But today they had to comment on Kimmel.
Thanks, Obama!: Florida Man Blames the President for His Arrest
A man arrested by deputies in Florida for allegedly assaulting his pregnant girlfriend became the living embodiment of the "Thanks, Obama!" meme after he tried pinning the blame on the President.
No, McDonald's Is Not Requiring Potential Cashiers to Have a Bachelor's Degree (UPDATE)
A spit-take-inducing story about a McDonald's restaurant in Massachusetts requiring applicants for a cashier job to hold at least a bachelor's degree along with 1-2 years of experience went viral yesterday after being republished by the Washington Examiner along with a "thanks, Obama"-style write-up courtesy of…
