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    The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving

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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    01:55 AM

    In reply to The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving
    Well, I guess there's one advantage to being Roman Polanski this time of year...
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    01:31 AM

    In reply to When Travel Was a Joy
    "Smithers, I've designed a new plane, I call it the Spruce Moose, it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild to the Belgian Congo in 20 minutes!"

    Jetblue is pretty ok so far actually, though not sufficiently b/w like the above.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    01:03 AM

    In reply to The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving
    If they loved me, wouldn't they send me a FIRST class ticket?
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    01:03 AM

    In reply to The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving
    But what if my family is already here? What if they live with me?
    Now what are the options?
    Cyanide capsules?
    Fiegning mercury poisoning?

    Also, FWIW, After Turkey, 'Family-Time' Wii Bowling is the drunk, white, middle-class curse.
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    Image of Adrian Chen Adrian Chen
    01:05 AM

    @phlox✔: They need to make a wii game where you have to use your mouth so people can't talk and play at the same time.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:06 AM

    @Adrian Chen: wii quarters
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    01:45 AM

    @Adrian Chen:
    Wii blowjobs is the obvious choice.
    Not so much w/family though.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    01:56 AM

    @phlox✔: ...Let's not unnecessarily rule out options for Wii players visiting family in the Deep South.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12:58 AM

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    But seriously, they NEED a "groupthink" tag? Can't you just set it as the default?

    My vote, provided I'm not de-starred, banned, and taken behind the chemical sheds and shot for harshing on Denton's cash cow (nothatisnotsexistdumbass) I cast my vote for #fnff
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    I'd like to keep it simple: #gawkcc for gawker-commenters-club (or circle)
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    11/25/09

    In reply to When Travel Was a Joy
    So glad I decided to host in NYC this year. Come to ME, bitches! Hahahahaha.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    Or...#gawkalepsy?

    Or... #pillowgawk?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    Or... #gawkenspiel
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/25/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: #gawkentawken
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12:02 AM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh...that's my favorite so far.

    #gawkenspiel
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:59 AM

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: You from Jersey? :P
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:02 AM

    @Atilla the Bun: Pillowgalk was my favorite... but it sounds a little dirty
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    #gawktilyadrop
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    Is that a tw0headed conjoined turkey driving that car?
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/25/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I wonder how many wishbones it has.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/25/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Obvs we need some 3-d imaging here.

    #tips
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/25/09

    In reply to When Travel Was a Joy
    I dunno - I went thru SAN and ATL today, and they were pretty empty. if things don't pick up, JFK might just look like this
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    #circlesmirk

    Have a safe and wonderful Thanksgiving, everyone!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    How about #enff, the "e" standing for "every"?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/25/09

    @Smitros: this is a good suggestion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/25/09

    @Smitros: #tawkerff
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Thanksgiving We're Thankful for a Break
    Shorten up #gawkertalker to #gawktalk

    Boring but accurate - #roundtable, #openallnight

    Maybe - #theshittythatneversleeps, #commentalasylum
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/25/09

    @son of spam: #gawktalk is catchy!
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