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    Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    The Semen Diet


    by Ryan Seacrest


    Introduction by the models of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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    Image of Mike_Jahn Mike_Jahn
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    I went out and got a box of tissues in case any of you pervs want to cum clean.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    "It's been covered in a bunch of other places already, ..."


    I read this as "I've been covered in a bunch of other places already, ..." Swearsies.

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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    As of yesterday, my facebook status has been "Michael thinks Britney's new video is like eating a salad covered in cum and at first you're all like, "mmm, that cum tastes so good" but then you start to taste the roaches."


    Also:


    "Give it to me, don't give it away ... don't care about what the others say ... my skin's looking good my hair's so bright ... all you do is fuck me every day and night ... it's the fountain of youth ... it's the meaning of life ... so hot ... so sweet ... so whet my appetite ... gimme your hot white cum ... gimme your hot white cum ... gimme your hot white cum ... gimme your hot white cum ..."

    --Liz Phair


    Great minds, huh?

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Wait, help me out here. High in protein, but also high in carbs (all those sugars), no? So will it work with Atkins, or not? Dieting fellators want to know.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Maybe a nice pearl jam made out of the fruit of your loins?
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    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    I hoe there's a recipe for pearl jam.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/10/08

    @bjonston: You mean "hope," dumbass? As in,


    "I hope there's a recipe for pearl jam."

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Is there a recipe for jumping jelly beans?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Before you marinate, ejaculate.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Okay, was it just me or wasn't there certain passages in Moby Dick that discussed sailors standing around in full body condoms while playing in the splooge of the sperm whale?
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Our lips first touch outside your door
    a whole night what we've got in store
    whisper in my ear that you want some more
    and I jizz in my panna cotta.
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    Image of propertius propertius
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Actually, this is not entirely new. I read once about sailors in the Mediterranean jacking off into the soup. This book though does carry the concept to a new extreme, so befitting our restless times.


    (Synonym of "sailor" purposefully avoided).

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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    12/10/08

    @propertius: You mean "Jack-Tar" or "Deckhand?"
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    Image of propertius propertius
    12/10/08

    @contradicto: Well, tar makes it sound even less appetizing, so I'll go with Deckhand.
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    Image of Mike_Jahn Mike_Jahn
    12/10/08

    @propertius: Swabbie?
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    Image of Mike_Jahn Mike_Jahn
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    @dumanue:
    also rolling in his grave was that ancient Chinese dude who took his weed with him.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    Also doesn't the taste of semen vary depending on what the dude ate the night before? I'm not eating no goddamn hamburger-flavored jizz-pancakes. No, sir.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/10/08

    @Unfun: Wait for the commercial product- "Made from vegetarian fed men".
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    12/10/08

    @Itsjustcatnip: and Free-Range!
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/10/08

    @it takes a lot to laugh: I'm not sure. Sounds like it could be gamey.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    12/10/08

    In reply to Enough With the 'Semen Cookbook' Already
    What, they couldn't fit some vaginal discharge into any of these recipes? That's bullshit! How about breast milk?
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    Unfun was starred Unfun was unstarred
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