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    You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    It may not be healthy, but damn, it makes y'all look good.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    "All together now:

    One hundred bottles of beer on the wall..."
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    Looks like Santa gets a little depressed this time of year.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    There goes my thesis on the growth-stunting effects of daily Sake drinking. I had all the average-height data ready and everything.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    I can't believe not one "dad?" comment....
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    People who run are more healthy, right? But how do people know that running makes them that way? Maybe it's just because they wear running shoes. Maybe the cloth lining of the shoes exudes some kind of healthy chemical that gets absorbed through the soles of their feet. Did anyone ever think of that?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    This guy says he's (scare quotes): "sober."
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/15/09

    @bjonston: I imagine that is what Glenn Beck looks like when viewed through special sunglasses.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    06/15/09

    @onebadclam: I imagine you are right.
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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    Sigh, I remember when this site was written proudly by unapologetic alcoholics. Feels like the new Times Square around here anymore.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/15/09

    @Aatom:


    I hear Balk's Cock is in a 12-step program.

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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/15/09

    @Aatom: Well, I'm here.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    Cicely Tyson has a mean right cross.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    Introducing confusion into the question of causation versus correlation will not prevent me from getting hammered tonight.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    Santa looks sad.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/15/09

    @onebadclam: Santa has three things he'd like to tell you.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    06/15/09

    @Richard Lawson: He's mad that it's no longer Two Buck Chuck.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    06/15/09

    In reply to You Drink Moderately For Your Health. Ha.
    Wait. I cna't feel my faith. Where am I? Hello stranger...
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