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    Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune

    WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?

    Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off

    And Now Back to Our Regular Programming

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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    06/14/09

    In reply to Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
    Holy shit, this is great.
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/14/09

    In reply to Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
    Yes! Clear English. Understood most of it!


    (Did you go around with a little notepad as a kid too?)

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/13/09

    In reply to Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
    I used to love Encyclopedia Brown books when I was little and I never solved those mysteries either.


    I'll guess though - the critic basically figures that any hip-hop artist who's achieved some success isn't relevant any more?


    I enjoyed the image of Ja Rule as pint-sized with the voice of Cookie Monster though. Now I'll always hear Cookie Monster if I have to hear his voice ever again.


    By the way, I figured that Jay-Z was already into his 40s. Whoops. I'm off to consult Wikipedia Brown to find out how old he actually is. See, this is what happens when you marry a woman who's way younger than you - she makes you look old, dude.

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06/13/09

    In reply to WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
    Aren't you going to tell us about the army nurse?
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    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/13/09

    @son of spam: She was in love with a midget. But Hollywood wouldn't let them have sex, so they just decided to stay home and smoke herb and watch porn on the Internet.


    I think I have to go back and read the post more carefully.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/13/09

    In reply to WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
    The beautiful Dorothy D. goes on and on.
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    Image of T.A.N. T.A.N.
    06/13/09

    @BookishLookish: Dorothy and Lykke would make beautiful babies together, I suspect.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/13/09

    @T.A.N.: There's got to be room for some T.A.N. in that exotic sandwich, no?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/13/09

    @BookishLookish: Isn't that Harry Belafonte as well? Double swoon.
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    Baroness was starred Baroness was unstarred
    Image of nightlawyer nightlawyer
    06/13/09

    @Baroness: Yes...it is Harry. Super swoon.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/13/09

    @nightlawyer: Dare I say, Harry is the more beautiful of the two in this particular picture? Dorothy seems distracted, not into it. Who knows what their dynamic was that day. He seems beautifully and sensually into it, she seems.. elsewhere. Not particularly happy.
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    Baroness was starred Baroness was unstarred
    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/13/09

    @Baroness: But, late idea, maybe that's the idea of "Carmen Jones"- in character, even as a handsome soldier is kissing her, she's already looking elsewhere like a femme fatale does.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/13/09

    In reply to WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
    She forgot about industry rule number four thousand and eighty....
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/13/09

    @Foster Kamer: And yes, becfore you accuse me of not knowing my Tribe, I know it's a different song.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    04/18/09

    In reply to Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off
    AMC Pacer anyone?
     Reply
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    04/18/09

    In reply to Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off
    When I was but a wee one, my crowd used to say "Let's get the Pinto out of here," and one of us would burst into flames.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/18/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: HAH !!!


    they call you pinto cause you unsafe at any speed

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    04/18/09

    In reply to Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off
    No one in the Bronx knew what the fuck an Audi was. We used to say "I'm off to mug some motherfuckers! Later!"
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/18/09

    @BxgrlJeri: "I'm headed out like a bay-bee!"
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    04/18/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm off like a prom dress.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/11/09

    In reply to And Now Back to Our Regular Programming
    Aw, I missed it! I've always had a crush on T.A.N., especially after the win a date at White Castle contest. Sigh.
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    VoxPopuli was starred VoxPopuli was unstarred
    Image of T.A.N. T.A.N.
    04/11/09

    In reply to And Now Back to Our Regular Programming
    awww, we lost my personal outro to tech difficulties...


    But yes, thanks for the warm reception and tuning into WTAN. We should have an interview with your favorite Late Show band The Roots next week, amongst other surprises. So stay tuned ... same TAN time, same TAN channel.

     Reply
    T.A.N. was starred T.A.N. was unstarred
    Image of T.A.N. T.A.N.
    04/11/09

    @T.A.N.: oh, also backstory on this graphic:


    this was from the last series I was supposed to run on Gawker, "Inside the Commenter's Studio". It fell through the fault lines of staff turmoil etc, but it was a labor of love from myself and Richard Blakeley, who shot the video and designed the graphic, with the noble agenda of digging deep into the dark souls of all you lovely gold-starred free-content providers.


    The videos have been lost, but the spirit of a Gawker commenter never dies. Or something. Right?


    Well, see you next week!


    (questions, suggestions, tips, worldly advice, please send to theassimilatednegro@gmail.com)

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/11/09

    @T.A.N.: Some of us are faster on our feet sans stars. Those things are awkward to drag around.
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    CaptainFantastic was starred CaptainFantastic was unstarred
    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    04/11/09

    In reply to Meet Your Saturday Afternoon Guest Host
    T.A.N. is back, and he's got a book deal! There is justice in this world after all.
     Reply
    Mary Mouse was starred Mary Mouse was unstarred
    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    04/11/09

    In reply to Meet Your Saturday Afternoon Guest Host
    I'ma interested and looking forward. Bring it on, T.A.N.
     Reply
    Calraigh was starred Calraigh was unstarred
    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04/11/09

    In reply to Meet Your Saturday Afternoon Guest Host
    "Axe" for "ask" is a common colloquialism that isn't exclusively black or white but goes back to medieval England.
     Reply
    Mike Jahn was starred Mike Jahn was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    04/12/09

    @Mike Jahn: Axe for ask is a common colloquialism here... I'm slightly relieved to hear that it is elsewhere, too.
     Reply
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    04/11/09

    In reply to Meet Your Saturday Afternoon Guest Host
    You're axing this because he's black, right?
     Reply
    miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
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