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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    06/14/09

    In reply to Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
    Holy shit, this is great.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/14/09

    In reply to Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
    Yes! Clear English. Understood most of it!


    (Did you go around with a little notepad as a kid too?)

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/13/09

    In reply to Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
    I used to love Encyclopedia Brown books when I was little and I never solved those mysteries either.


    I'll guess though - the critic basically figures that any hip-hop artist who's achieved some success isn't relevant any more?


    I enjoyed the image of Ja Rule as pint-sized with the voice of Cookie Monster though. Now I'll always hear Cookie Monster if I have to hear his voice ever again.


    By the way, I figured that Jay-Z was already into his 40s. Whoops. I'm off to consult Wikipedia Brown to find out how old he actually is. See, this is what happens when you marry a woman who's way younger than you - she makes you look old, dude.

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06/13/09

    In reply to WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
    Aren't you going to tell us about the army nurse?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/13/09

    @son of spam: She was in love with a midget. But Hollywood wouldn't let them have sex, so they just decided to stay home and smoke herb and watch porn on the Internet.


    I think I have to go back and read the post more carefully.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/13/09

    In reply to WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
    The beautiful Dorothy D. goes on and on.
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    Image of T.A.N. T.A.N.
    06/13/09

    @BookishLookish: Dorothy and Lykke would make beautiful babies together, I suspect.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/13/09

    @T.A.N.: There's got to be room for some T.A.N. in that exotic sandwich, no?
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    06/13/09

    @BookishLookish: Isn't that Harry Belafonte as well? Double swoon.
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    Image of nightlawyer nightlawyer
    06/13/09

    @Baroness: Yes...it is Harry. Super swoon.
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    06/13/09

    @nightlawyer: Dare I say, Harry is the more beautiful of the two in this particular picture? Dorothy seems distracted, not into it. Who knows what their dynamic was that day. He seems beautifully and sensually into it, she seems.. elsewhere. Not particularly happy.
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    06/13/09

    @Baroness: But, late idea, maybe that's the idea of "Carmen Jones"- in character, even as a handsome soldier is kissing her, she's already looking elsewhere like a femme fatale does.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/13/09

    In reply to WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
    She forgot about industry rule number four thousand and eighty....
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    06/13/09

    @Foster Kamer: And yes, becfore you accuse me of not knowing my Tribe, I know it's a different song.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    04/18/09

    In reply to Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off
    AMC Pacer anyone?
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    04/18/09

    In reply to Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off
    When I was but a wee one, my crowd used to say "Let's get the Pinto out of here," and one of us would burst into flames.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/18/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: HAH !!!


    they call you pinto cause you unsafe at any speed

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