I have never, ever watched Suvivor or American Idol.
This makes me somewhat notorious among my friends and coworkers.
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consciously avoiding the shows, I just cannot remember when these things are on.
@TheUptightMidwesterner: I watched a single episode of Idol under duress (trapped in a laundromat), and it was like the semifinals or something (it was the season Fantasia won).
Everyone -- and I mean everyone including Fantasia -- started their song off-key. Appalling.
Gotta add my two cents in here, bubbe. Where do we put in star-maker shows starring useless second-string talent like P.Diddy's Making a Band out of a Band, under a Band, using a Band to smack a Band, and then taking Rev Run and Joey Fatone and making a salad of dance-a-sing-a-rap-beatings that do their thing in a singing bee (the hell did this even mean?!), walked to Brooklyn for cheesecake (Loved that!), or made family-style rap in a Bill Cosby/Father Knows Adidas Best kind of way, and then mixing that genre with legitimate crazy reality (Cheaters) and wonderfully done documentaries (Meerkat Manor RIP Flower, forever.)?
There's just so much reality. Remember when getting real meant jumping into a pool/hot tub/Trichelle naked?
The Joe Schmo Show. I'm not sure where to fit it into your classification system; maybe it needs its own category, "Apotheosis". Introduced Kristen Wiig to the world, was hysterical in its own right, and made us feel exactly as bad as we deserved to for watching it and all the other reality crap on TV these days. God bless that show.
All in all, a good list and I agree with most of the classifications, but wasn't there a Fox show where they put a bunch of couples on an island to see if producers could get them to cheat?
I believe it was called Temptation Island and it has to qualify as one of the lowest lights, ever. IMHO
@Magister: Yes! Then they created Paradise Hotel. And then used many of those Paradise Hotel people for the boat one - Love Cruise? Love Boat? Something like that. I had forgotten about these.
@Magister: I'd argue that the one show where they hooked your spouse up to a lie detector and then asked them if they cheated on you (and almost always they did) was even lower.
But who knows where rock bottom may be? I'm still holding out hope for the porn-reality show (WORKING TITLE: Lickedy Split) or something involving a senator. What about "Make Me a Muppet?" Or maybe even, "Dude, where's my Student Aid?"
@Brian Moylan: & @DahlELama: It was kind of delicious to look at in a soft-core type of way, but the wife really didn't appreciate the concept, for sure.
I've only seen one of those and that was American Idle. Though I haven't even seen that in five years. I don't know who half or even the majority of people mentioned on Gawker are.
There are a bunch of lesser cable versions of these as well.
The majority of them--and Launch My Line is likely no exception--serve to keep some dubious characters in one place and safely away from the rest of us for a while.
I would also add that the impending writers and actors strikes helped to spur on the reality genre. Executives scrambled to find shows that would continue should the unions decided to go on strike and this genre fit the bill. It was after the impending strike passed that executives realized this type of show was cheaper to make than a scripted show with real actors.
I think you forgot the Internet genre, where you highlight blogs like this, which created Julia Alison and other fame whoring parasites--who now appear on this reality teevee you speak of.
@DahlELama: While The City is clearly the better show, The Hills still beats it in ratings (barely) and cultural relevance. Betsey Morgenstern is just as mad at the decision as you are.
@Brian Moylan: Fair enough, but if we're going by cultural relevance, I'm not sure that two episodes of Jersey Shore is gonna knock 20+ seasons of The Real World out of the top spot. Although, JS did explain the origins of the poof, so I suppose we can call it even.
@DahlELama: See - I have to disagree with that. While Real World has volume, they don't have the quality. ESPECIALLY the more recent seasons. I stopped watching right around Real World Vegas but even leading up to Vegas, there are not a lot of seasons I remember to be so entertaining as JS. And this is just two episodes in - just imagine what they have in store for us over the coming weeks.
@TriedandTrue: You're actually not disagreeing with me; you're just arguing quality over cultural relevance, which is what started this thread in the first place. Sure Jersey Shore is better than The Real World, but there's no arguing that RW tops, well, every other reality show ever with regard to cultural relevance--it comes with the territory of basically creating the genre. However, if quality truly was more important, then The City would have beaten out The Hills. Therefore, if The Hills beats The City, then Real World should beat Jersey Shore.
@TriedandTrue: Well, I think I'm looking at it from a micro-relevance vs. macro-relevance perspective. From a micro-relevance perspective, RW is down there with Chopped and all the other shows no one else gives a crap about. However, you can't strip the macro-relevance from the show that will always be credited with starting it all. It's not one of those things where people have basically forgotten the origin; everyone knows that for better or for worse, this all started with the Real World, and hence, I'll have to argue for sufficient continued relevance.
Oh, and yes, I do hate myself for the embarrassing level of analysis I have devoted to this subject matter. Thanks for asking.
@DahlELama: While The Real World has great historical significance as one of the greats of the genre, I think the current seasons don't have the significance that Jersey Shore is currently enjoying. When was the last time a Real World cast member was on Conan? When was the last time a clip from The Real World went viral? When was the last time it was protested?
@Brian Moylan: Hmm, you do raise some good points. It's interesting that not many other reality stars get picked up for things like the talk show circuit. As for the Real World going viral, well, had viral video been around when the Real World started, it would've been a whole different story. Don't forget that before the teacher and Snooki, there was Stephen and Irene.
@TriedandTrue: You would think, but I don't really remember him getting any additional attention. Obviously Pedro was a big deal, and Jamie from San Diego actually gets acting roles every now and again, but on the whole, these people really just faded into the background.
@DahlELama: That's another good point. Whereas today's other reality people do quite a bit to stay in the lime light, RW stars just went back to normal-ish lives (with the exception of a few like Trishelle).
@DahlELama: They did fade, because they were there before all you had to do to get "famous" and lots of follow-on work was be a total ass. In today's world, Puck would have a talk show and Rachel would be a Fox News commenter on Day 2 post-RW. Pam and What's-His-Face the cartoonist would have a reality show and be divorced publicly as well.
A few years ago, I flipped on a new RW and tried. but every one of the girls looked like the others, and every one of the guys looked like the others, and all they did was hook up. No interesting Dominick or that blonde guy in a punkish band who bit the other guy's tongue. Sure as heck no bible-totin' country boys. Just bland, not-quite-jersey types.
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The highly underrated Bands on the Run was overlooked. You people have no soul.
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This makes me somewhat notorious among my friends and coworkers.
I haven't been
consciously avoiding the shows, I just cannot remember when these things are on.
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Everyone -- and I mean everyone including Fantasia -- started their song off-key. Appalling.
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There's just so much reality. Remember when getting real meant jumping into a pool/hot tub/Trichelle naked?
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Don't you people have sex? Where do you get all this time to watch TV?
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I believe it was called Temptation Island and it has to qualify as one of the lowest lights, ever. IMHO
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But who knows where rock bottom may be? I'm still holding out hope for the porn-reality show (WORKING TITLE: Lickedy Split) or something involving a senator. What about "Make Me a Muppet?" Or maybe even, "Dude, where's my Student Aid?"
That last one may actually work, btw.
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I'm not sure why I come here everyday.
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The majority of them--and Launch My Line is likely no exception--serve to keep some dubious characters in one place and safely away from the rest of us for a while.
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Oh, and yes, I do hate myself for the embarrassing level of analysis I have devoted to this subject matter. Thanks for asking.
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The "reigning champion" is who is champ now. No doubt when all is tallied on the judgment day, Real World will take the category.
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A few years ago, I flipped on a new RW and tried. but every one of the girls looked like the others, and every one of the guys looked like the others, and all they did was hook up. No interesting Dominick or that blonde guy in a punkish band who bit the other guy's tongue. Sure as heck no bible-totin' country boys. Just bland, not-quite-jersey types.
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Now: Douchebags + tequila = "drama."