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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/04/09

    In reply to Andrew Parker: Socialite, Boutique Owner, Alleged Thief and Pornographer
    When are these "socialites" going to open up their own "social clubs" and offer unregulated gaming and lending services?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/04/09

    In reply to Andrew Parker: Socialite, Boutique Owner, Alleged Thief and Pornographer
    Trustslutians? I'd buy a ticket.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    THIS is where the "Two Wild and Cray-zee Guys" came from. They're time travellers!
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    Image of The Dewd The Dewd
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    When they see the kind of cave $1,800/month gets you in Manhattan, they'll move back to Budapest.
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    Edited by The Dewd at 12/02/09 6:58 PM The Dewd was starred The Dewd was unstarred
    Image of econdave econdave
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    Ottawa Senators forwards Mike Fisher and Daniel Alfredsson were with the team early this decade when the Canadian dollar was weak and team finances were shaky. "Quite a few of us even bought season tickets to help out," Alfredsson, the team’s captain, said...."We were on thin ice for a few years," Alfredsson said.

    He really said that? Make that guy a starred Gawker commenter!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    In my experience, the W Hotel chain only hires very pretty people who are all as stupid as a barrel of road tar. So they are really choosy.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/02/09

    @BookishLookish: Tiger Woods has a new place to look for tail!
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    Your classic rocks to riches story....
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    "Me now have ability to snort white energy powder off of butt of woman who smells pretty because I give her green paper. ME LIVE FOREVER!"
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my Prius... and run off into the hills, or wherever...

    Sometimes when I get a tweet on my tweet machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - this story smells a little like these dudes may have been in S. America recently, harvesting human fat for sale to European cosmetic companies. A story which was revealed to be a hoax. But what do I know? I'm just a caveman. Thank you.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/02/09

    @[gawker.com]

    "Sorry sir, the head steward said you already had enough."

    "But she don't understand, I need this drink. I'm a caveman and I'm frightened by your strange flying machine, so get me another Duccian water pronto."
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    Edited by johnny_carsick at 12/02/09 2:54 PM johnny_carsick was starred johnny_carsick was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!
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    Image of The Dewd The Dewd
    12/02/09

    @Dave J.: Oh, HI!!
    [www.youtube.com]
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    Edited by The Dewd at 12/02/09 7:03 PM The Dewd was starred The Dewd was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    Christ, that Jesus dude was right: The meek SHALL inherit the Earth.
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: Pehaps, but as J Paul Getty said once, they won't get the mineral rights.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/03/09

    @AzureTexan: I was sadly disappointed by this headline. I thought it was going to be about that tech billionaire who built a luxurious cave/lair under his house in Southern California for meth fueled orgies. As you know, I'm looking to build a lair of my own, and I was hoping for some technical info, also a good meth recipe.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @ParahSalin: Cool. One of my favorite types of orgies is the meth-fueled kind.

    P.S. With regard to the meth recipe, look for the one with the candy sprinkles.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    Also, Ronn (sic) Torrossian needs a phone upgrade.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/02/09

    In reply to Caveman Billionaire Got U Now, Gurl
    Dey see me Flintstonin', dey hatin'...
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @BettyCrocker: Methinks Wilma's gonna get a new necklace.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: And Fred and Barney can finally afford pants!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Not to mention shoes.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: And that cat will stay out for the night!
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/02/09

    In reply to Another Republican Financier Bites the Dust
    Poppers and meth put Charlie Crist into a "swing state."
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    Image of TabithaIapetus TabithaIapetus
    12/02/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I thought that was a "sling state."
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    blix promoted this comment TabithaIapetus was starred TabithaIapetus was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    12/02/09

    @TabithaIapetus: Followed by a "schwing state".
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    In reply to Another Republican Financier Bites the Dust
    I'm convinced that deep in a bunker beneath Dick Cheney's home, there's an assembly line that simply MAKES these guys. I mean, what are the odds that natural selection hasn't weeded them out?
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