Very Horny Topless Lady Explains How to Do Cybersex on the Internet
First, you have to learn to type with one hand. Ha! Ha!
Here's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Taking Over Oprah Winfrey
"This is 43 minutes of nostalgic '90s insanity," reads the Uncanny Brett White Tumblr post accompanying this YouTube upload of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' appearance on a 1990 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show.
Kids These Days Are Genuinely Perplexed by Cassette Players
The percentage of the population that understands the phrase, "Be kind, please rewind," is on the decline, so it shouldn't be as surprising as it is when a group of under-15's mistake a Sony Walkman for a cell phone, a walkie talkie, and a boom box.
Here Is SharkNado's Iconic Shark-Versus-Chainsaw Scene
In case the title didn't tip you off, let me tell you that last night's SyFy original movie SharkNado was a perfect storm. Not only were there sharks in a tornado, but this squirtable-cheese pile of absurdity arrives at a moment that audiences are particularly receptive to shlock (via communal entertainment like…
Gift Guide Roundup: Never Stop Remembering The '90s
Last week, we asked you to embark with us on a leisurely paddleboat ride down the river Nostalgia to help choose the best gifts who people who not only lived through, but, remember the 90s. You delivered like DOMINO'S (in under 30 minutes or it's free—until that guarantee was dropped in the '90s because harried…
What Should You Buy Someone Who Lives to Remember the 90s?: A Gift Guide
The great thing about people who Remember the 90s is that, more often than not, a working knowledge of the 90s is these individuals' most dominant trait.
Adventures of Pete and Pete's Danny Tamberelli Is Here In Discussion, Remembering the '90s With You
Danny Tamberelli, that auburn-headed star of, oh I don't know, everything that was true and good and right from Nickelodeon's Golden Age–The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Figure It Out, All That– is here to answer your questions and indulge your 90's nostalgia.
Here Is a Cat Singing Along to Collective Soul's 'Shine'
"Give me a purr/Give me a line/Show me where to look/Tell me who's that feline?" Girl Talk's cat, apparently? [via Buzzfeed]
Backstreet's Back? Alright.
Young neighborhood toughs the Backstreet Boys are coming out of retirement to give the world the new BSB tracks it demanded when it got drunk at that 90s-themed happy hour two weeks ago.
Ketamine Is the World's Dumbest Drug
Since all things go in 20 year cycles, we're about to be inundated with all sorts of '90s nostalgia. While I'm all for ironically dancing to "Poison" and embracing M.C. Hammer harem pants, there is one relic from my good old days that needs to stay in the past: Special K.
Nineties Nostalgia Has Officially Begun
If you mid-late twentysomethings weren't feeling the creep of years yet, this TV news will get you there. Also today: pilot news about a terrible musical show, Keira Knightley slums it, and Hemingway gets his wives.
The Two Emails Bill Clinton Sent During His Presidency
Former president Bill Clinton only sent two emails during his presidency, he told a crowd in New York. Two! In commemoration of his true confession, we've collected the only eight photos we could find of Bill Clinton Using, Looking at, and/or Pointing at Computers. They are... marvelous!
Lady Gaga to Debut New Single at Men's Fashion Show
Lady Gaga will serve as musical director and debut a new single at the Paris fashion show for Thierry Mugler. An odd choice, but Lady G is no fool—she sees the '90s revival just around the corner.
All the Girls In New York Will Soon Look Like Elaine from Seinfeld
This is what the New York Times fashion brigade is saying this morning, anyway. You know how fashion trends repeat themselves every twenty years? Well brace yourselves, because — shudder — we're heading into the '90s. First stop: Elaine.
Dan Quayle Begs Republicans to Avenge His Loss
Dan Quayle takes to the editorial page of (surprise!) the Washington Post to tell Republicans to embrace Teabaggers. He has some important historical lessons for his fellow Republicans, about these grassroots movements.
Youth Still Totally Against Fascism: Sonic Youth's Most Adorable Record Release Party
Marking the release of their my-god sixteenth album on Friday at Home Sweet Home, Sonic Youth brought out a few bands to play covers of their own songs and wear great outfits and pretend they didn't like talking to reporters. Pictures by Nikola Tamindzic and our story continues.
I Hate Your 90s: N+1 Discussion Panel Ruins My Favorite Decade
Last night, n+1 hosted a discussion panel at NYC's The New Museum entitled "The 90s vs. The 90s." You can guess how this went: I no longer love the 90s. Also, Emily Gould was there.
In Which Tonya Harding Is Still Around, And Mad at Barack Obama
Ms. Harding is one of the saddest scandal celebrities of the miserable Clinton era, which is saying something, and despite the fact that her name has been a punchline for fifteen years, she still is all "I didn't come here to make friends you don't know me" about a passing jokey reference to the time she had a rival…
Seinfeld Returns To NBC
Oh, hey, look: Flailing NBC executive Ben Silverman just bought a reality TV project from Jerry Seinfeld, marking the 1990s comedian as the ultimate trailing indicator of desperation and creative bankruptcy.
Documentary Welcomes Back The Bi 90s
Bi The Way, a new documentary about that beloved 90s trend of being bisexual, proves that the decade is back in a big way. And only nine years after we said goodbye to the trends of worrying about AIDS and listening to the Black Crowes before reviewing them! The movie even features 90s talking head Michael Musto. Free…
