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    Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?

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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    09/21/09

    In reply to Conde Nast Rumor Ping-Pong
    Perhaps Conde Nast can acquire High Times.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    09/21/09

    In reply to Conde Nast Rumor Ping-Pong
    The Amish version of Politico is Ezekiel, a pompous 40-year-old who makes assumptions and pronouncements that he's now intellectually capable of making.
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    09/21/09

    In reply to Conde Nast Rumor Ping-Pong
    The New Yorker is supposedly untouchable by McKinsey, ex-employee comp subscriptions notwithstanding.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    09/21/09

    In reply to Conde Nast Rumor Ping-Pong
    Ham, I don't think it's "competing leakers" - I think McKinsey is offering several possible cures: one where CN closes mags & cuts expenses by one amount, and one where they DON'T close mags, & must cut expenses by an even larger amount to make up for it.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/21/09

    In reply to Conde Nast Rumor Ping-Pong
    More so than weed growers and pornographers to the Amish, McKinsey has the recession-proof business: telling businesses what they want to hear.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    09/21/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: more like "telling businesses what they already know and providing the client with mommy's skirts to hide behind"
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/21/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Yes, and those are skirts Anna Wintour can never disapprove of.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    Amish overwork their animal, he knew. Fanatics. Hump their women...standing up, out in the fields, wearing clothes, just hoist black skirts and there it was, nothing underneath. No underpants...

    /Rabbit is Randy
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    The bonnet *is* the vagina, HamNo. Or a highly fetishized version of it.

    I once wrote a porn story wherein an Amish guy comes to Philadelphia and fucks a woman with a plug-in vibrator and says, "Ah, electricity! This is so much more relaxing!"
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    One of my favorite Letterman Top10s, ever:

    December 1, 1989
    Top 10 Amish Pick-up Lines

    10. Are thee at barn-raisings often?

    9. If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number.

    8. Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?

    7. You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.

    6. Say, my favorite movie is "Witness" too!

    5. Are thee a model?

    4. There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet.

    3. Thy buggy has a bitchin' lacquer job.

    2. I got Sinatra tickets.

    1. Are thee up for some plowing?
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    My mother is always reading Christian romance novels. I think it's just a symptom of how much she hates her life.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    I'd put my furniture in her pretzel oven.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?

    Can a remake of Witness be far behind?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    09/09/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: NOOOOOOOO DAMN YOU LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! *sigh* Greenlighted by 2010, I suspect.
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    Image of MilkNCookies MilkNCookies
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    I'm sure the butter churning scenes make readers melt.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/09/09

    @MilkNCookies: From the Brokeback version:
    "I wish I knew how to quilt you.
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    Image of doodlebug doodlebug
    09/09/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Snort! +1
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    Happy 9/9/09 (upside down, devil-day) to you too, Hamilton! This is exactly the kind of sin everyone's talking about, obviously.
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    So, like, who is buying these books? Non-Amish I presume?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    09/09/09

    @yourfriendandneighbor: Amurricans.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/09/09

    In reply to Can Bonnet Porn Save Publishing?
    Gee Ham, where are those tingly Amish women wearing their bonnets these days?
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 09/09/09 10:34 AM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
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