<![CDATA[Gawker: THe army]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: THe army]]> http://gawker.com/tag/the army http://gawker.com/tag/the army <![CDATA[ "I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps." ]]> maxim.jpegSoldiers are fighting back against a government attempt to take their men's magazines away! Stars and Stripes talked to a bunch of our military men at a base in Germany, and they voiced universal opposition to a proposed bill to ban "sexually explicit" magazines—including Playboy, Penthouse, Maxim, FHM, and the like—from Army bases. They're good for morale, the soldiers say. And besides (everybody together now), they read them for the articles!

"We all read 'em," said Pfc. Paul Rubio, 31, of Bakersfield, Calif. "There are times we just read 'em for the technological parts like the new gadgets that come out. They have good stories sometimes too."

Sgt. Simon Brown, 34, of Daytona Beach, Fla., said men's magazines build morale. "It's not all about the pictures, although 80 percent of it is," he said.

Pfc. Greg Smith, 21, of Northboro, Mass., a regular Playboy reader, said soldiers should be allowed to buy nudie magazines at the exchange.

"Playboy is good entertainment while you are on the can. They have jokes and good stories," he said...

"It would suck if they ban it," he said. "It's bad enough we are down there to begin with. Taking that away would be like a knife in the chest. I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps."

[Military.com via Dan Savage]

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Gawker-388197 Wed, 07 May 2008 15:40:49 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388197&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bullies Across America ]]> forbespic.jpegAre you being bullied at work? Who cares, as long as a media outlet can make a good listicle out of it! Forbes assembled an illustrated list of the "10 Signs You're Being Bullied At Work." It features a bunch of stock photos of people striking typical poses in typical office work environments (pictured). "We can condense and improve on that crap!" we thought, immediately sensing the opportunity to simultaneously rip off Forbes' idea and mock it in a shady philosophical tightrope act. Below, our photo-illustrated guide to the top five ways to know if you're being bullied at work. Because these days, the most bullied people don't work in offices, anyhow.

"Constant Criticism"

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"Lots of Yelling"

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"You're Not Invited to Lunch or Meetings"

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"You Always Need Mental Health Days"

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"Sabotage"

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Stop the war!

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Gawker-373490 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:02:32 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373490&view=rss&microfeed=true