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negropedia brown
Negropedia Brown: The Case of the Undead Auto-Tune
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had one child. They called him TAN, but everyone else called him Negropedia. One day he opened a Blog Detective Agency to solve Media-Mysteries resulting from Ethnocultural-dissonance. Let's follow along, kids! More »
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By T.A.N.Comment by Kitten_Witawip: Wouldn't the death of auto-tune mean the death of Mrs. Z's career? 1 Responses | Other threads
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WTAN
WTAN: Will the Blogosphere Let Negroes Make Love?
Look at the image. It's the cover of "TAN Magazine"! It existed in 1955. Guess who's excited about this? Me, cause I'm TAN. Also: ethnic love in Hollywood, and midget sex? Still relevant issues! More »
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By T.A.N.Comment by BookishLookish: The beautiful Dorothy D. goes on and on. 7 Responses | Other threads
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WTAN
Needs More Crack: WTAN Signing Off
When I was growing up the kids use to say I'm Audi 5000, y'know, like the car? Do they still make those? What model are they on? Well anyswayze, that's me now: Audi 5000. More »
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By T.A.N.Comment by BxgrlJeri: No one in the Bronx knew what the fuck an Audi was. We used to say "I'm off to... 5 Responses | Other threads
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outro
And Now Back to Our Regular Programming
So, hoped you enjoyed the first Saturday afternoon with T.A.N. He'll be back next Saturday, maybe with an interview with The Roots to show you. We're thinking around 3pm, so please pencil it in.
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Comment by T.A.N.: awww, we lost my personal outro to tech difficulties... But yes, thanks for the warm reception and tuning into WTAN. We... 2 Responses | Other threads
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introductions
Meet Your Saturday Afternoon Guest Host
On this rainy Saturday, we're going to try out something new in Gawker weekend programming: for the next couple hours, Patrice Evans, a/k/a The Assimilated Negro (or T.A.N. for short), will be your guest host. More »
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Comment by Mike Jahn: "Axe" for "ask" is a common colloquialism that isn't exclusively black or white but goes back to medieval England. 4 Responses | Other threads
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race
The Assimilated Negro: Spreading Racial Discontent Across the Internet?
"Racially charged blogs" are tearing this nation apart. We saw it on Drudge! America's next civil war is right around the corner and it's all because of Stuff White People Like, a site written by and for yuppies to gently laugh at themselves with smug self-congratulation (or alternatively to condemn the whole enterprise, like we just did—wheels within wheels, people). This alarming site is, as the Houston Chronicle puts it, merely "the latest in a string of racially charged blogs (first came theassimilatednegro.com, then angryasian.com)...." Hah. Congrats to friend of Gawker The Assimilated Negro for apparently being inadvertently responsible for the fucking "Stuff White People Like" controversy. And for embodying the "vaguely suggestive without saying anything" term "racially charged"! [Chron.com]
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By PareeneComment by GeorgeBabbitt: @JorgeLuisGorgeous: We'll shoot you an e-mail. more » | Other threads
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remainders
Lindsay Lohan Is Anywhere
- We love it when People Photoshops out those Us Weekly backgrounds behind Lindsay Lohan! More »
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Comment by Scout: I can't believe People Magazine left the word VICTORIA in the photo. Her name is Lindsay, after all. more » | Other threads
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