Chris Harrison, host of ABC's The Bachelor and its various spin-offs, is separating from his wife Gwen after 18 years of marriage, People magazine reported last night.

This may surprise you, but The Bachelor Pad—a show in which "eighteen former participants from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come together under one roof competing for half a million dollars"—is quite trashy.

After last night's emotional trainwreck of a Bachelor finale, Jimmy Kimmel was left wondering about Emily's poor daughter, sucked into this big mess. Thankfully, ABC has a new show - The Littlest Bachelorette - in which little Ricki gets to choose a brand new family.

It's finally over! Brad Womack's second chance at love has come and gone—and ended in quite a complicated fashion! He proposes to Emily—who accepts—but we discover in the After the Rose special that things aren't exactly peachy now.

Last night, the rejected bachelorettes gathered to rehash old grudges, complain about each other, and whine about their failed relationships with Brad. There were tears! Insults flew! Ladies be acting a fool! In other words, an entertaining two-hours of television.

This week's episode of The Bachelor was the dreaded "meet the parents" episode! Yes, Brad went to each of the four finalist's hometowns and met the family. Or in Shawntel's case—the funeral home she works at.

On this week's edition of The Bachelor, we said goodbye to the season's manipulative and crazy favorite Michelle. Have no fear! She's appeared on Ellen to dispel rumors and noted that her final goodbyes with Brad were edited out.

Brad awoke his ladies at 2am for their group date: a photoshooot that will supposedly run in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition—every woman's perfect dream-date! It turned into every man's fantasy, though, when the gals took their tops off.

Last night's Bachelor sent two seemingly-decent choices for Brad home crying. But we'll get to that later. First up, the group date: where repelling is the game once again—but this time, it's being done in tropical paradise. Jackie was having a really hard time going for it (and wishing Brad would give her a little…

This week's episode of The Bachelor may just be the most unintentionally funny episode yet. Figure 1: Brad dons enough makeup to look like a ken doll and gets hoisted up into the Cirque du Soliel stage (see above.)

Last night on The Bachelor, the girls faced their biggest fears in the name of love. Chantal suited up and dove into the ocean while Michelle repelled down a tall building. Was it worth the emotional turmoil? Let's find out.

Today on The View, The Bachelor was thrown to the wolves. Why'd he leave those two girls hanging last time? How can he kiss all of those women? Will he get engaged this time? What's this about an arrest?

As Brad put it, "She has a very sexy, unique look but on the same hand—the girl has fangs." Here's the moment Madison reveals her vampire-like mouth to Brad.

Today at Gawker.TV, Donald Glover regales us with the tale of meeting Tracy Morgan, Jim Carrey revives "Fire Marshall Bill," Conan O'Brien gets transformed into a cartoon hero, and The Bachelor takes his two main gals out on cliché dates.

On The Bachelor, Brad picked two special ladies for individual dates. Ashley was given her very-own fairground, while Jackie got the Pretty Woman treatment and a private Train show in the closed-down Hollywood Bowl. Which date was better?

The new year has arrived and it is awful, what with bird/fish/crab death, floods, freezing temperatures, and zombie ex-Vice Presidents. So let's just put it all out there and list the reasons why this is already the worst year ever.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kevin Spacey channels the ghost of Johnny Carson, an Olympic wrestler debuts on The Biggest Loser, V returns, and The Bachelor's Brad Womack is terribly embarrassed about the amount of airtime ABC gives his naked torso.