There’s an old adage that goes something like, “You lie with prisoners, you get jail time,” and guess what—it’s true: just ask Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, who was just sentenced for her role in busting two convicts out of prison this summer.

Did you think the torrid relationship between Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell and Richard “Big Dick” Matt was just about sex? Mais non, ma petite cherie. You fail to see the big picture—the picture Matt painted for Tillie. The picture that she in turn apparently presented to her oblivious husband.