"I'm more Jewish than you think I am," Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas) tells the New York Times Magazine. "I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people." This works in much the same way that reading Atlas Shrugged makes railroad tycoons of us all.
You'll Never Guess Hillary Clinton's Favorite Book
Some people like Hillary Clinton. Other people dislike Hillary Clinton. However you feel about Hillary Clinton, it is difficult to deny that she is one of the most cold and calculating political figures in all the land.
Another reason to shop at Costco: they labeled the Bible as "fiction." (Until all hell broke loose.)
Five More Myths About Jesus
In the Washington Post today, Reza Aslan debunks five myths about Jesus—he wasn't born in Bethlehem, he was not an only child, etc. But what is this mythbuster not telling you? Scholars say there are at least five more myths about Jesus.
Hollywood's Hottest Secret Society Is: Selena Gomez's Bible Study Group
Hey, guys. Have you heard about this guy J.C.? He's a cool dude with some pretty radical ideas. He wanted everyone to be chill to one another, like the TOMS shoe guy, and he wore strappy gladiator sandals everywhere. He ended up getting betrayed by one of his best bros. Yeah, I guess you could say this J.C. was pretty…
The Real Housewives of the Bible Actually Exists
If you thought you were annoyed by Bravo's endless cavalcade of big haired, bigger-titted, biggest mouthed ladies of the various Real Housewives franchises, just wait until you meet the Real Housewives of the Bible.
City Pool Employee Kicks out 'Excessively Affectionate,' Disabled Gay Men
Citing the Biblical chapter titled "Hazard, Kentucky's Municipal Code," a city employee kicked out two gay men with intellectual and developmental disabilities after observing them engaged in "an excessive display of affection." Now the employee's been suspended, and the pool's slated to become the least-affectionate…
Rapture Predictor Harold Camping: Apocalypse Rescheduled for October 21
Harold Camping, the radio host who predicted the world would end on Saturday, made his first post-non-apocalypse public appearance on his radio show Monday night. "The first question," he told listeners, "is 'Camping, what about you? Are you ready to shoot yourself or go on a booze trip or whatever?'"
The Bible, Pilgrims Would Oppose 'Wicked' Net Neutrality
Social conservative and evangelical David Barton is against net neutrality because he says it goes against the principles of Ben Franklin, the Pilgrims, and the Bible.
Possible Da Vinci Code Prequel Unearthed
Who wants to read ancient books made of metal? Scientists, that's who! And some of them are very excited to get their hands on these particular ancient metal books, which might "be more significant than the Dead Sea Scrolls."
New Translation of Bible to Include Women
A new translation of the Bible has removed all instances of the word "booty." But that's not all! Several passages are retranslated using gender-neutral language. Some Christians, surprisingly, are not pleased.
Bible Now 100% Booty-Free
The ol' Catholic church is revising the Bible again. Should that even be allowed? Anyhow. They don't want any bad PR, for Jesus, so they're removing the term "booty," as in "stuff you steal after a war," and replacing it with "spoils" of war. And look at this bullshit:
