the box
You'll recall that
The Box owner
Simon Hammerstein was
accused of pressuring burlesque performers into three-ways, stashing them in dog-feces-strewn dressing rooms, pushing drugs on them and leaving welts on their assess. He
denied most of the charges, and denies them again
in this week's New York, backed up this time by some employees. But the magazine also dug up fresh information on the boozing, degenerate performances and sexual favor-trading that allegedly goes on at the nightspot:
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Poor
Simon Hammerstein. First, the burlesque club owner's employee abusing-and-sexing ways
were exposed when one of his star burlesque acts quit
the Box, along with the tech staff. Then,
CityFile rightly and hilariously accused him of setting the entire financial crisis into motion by reminding us that "It all goes back to Friday, March 7th when sleazy club owner Simon Hammerstein, headband-wearing scenester Arden Wohl, gay party boy Derek Blasberg, heiress Amanda Hearst, and gala staple Claire Bernard turned up at the New York Stock Exchange to ring the closing bell." Now, the Box has been denied a renewal for its liquor license, the
Observer reports. Then the neighbors showed up, wielding virtual pitchforks and complaining about getting
carded while trying to get into their buildings:
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The Box is one of the most interesting and decadent spectacles in downtown nightlife. Owned by
Simon Hammerstein, descendant of the theater scion, the jewel-box theater hosts a variety of unique and sexually-charged acts nightly. Open since 2006, it's still a pretty hot ticket—“If you’re good enough to make it in, you’ll make it in," Box partner Cordell Lochin
told the Observer. They're able to charge over a grand for a table on certain nights. But trouble is brewing, and we're not talking about two-bit drug raids or carping scenesters. It looks like the club's sexiness has gone to one owner's head:
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Drug-and-celebrity-laden downtown nightspot
The Box can add to its ongoing problems the fact that an unknown disgruntled person is
posting angry fliers around town alleging that the club's doorman is a "DRUG PEDDLER who RAPED TWO WOMEN" last year. The
Daily News reported today that the anonymous flier guy has been arrested. But today the "BOX-KILLER" weighed in on the comments section of a blog post to declare that he was NOT arrested because posting such fliers is free speech, and furthermore, he still thinks the doorman is an "animal" and a "criminal!" Anonymous fliers and anonymously sourced gossip items and anonymous blog posts: all the makings of a solid story. [
Animal]
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Cordell Lochin, partner in L.E.S. cabaret
The Box, Nolita’s reservation-impossible La Esquina, and the 205 club, will soon be getting an invite-only box of his own. His other venture—
a drug-smuggling ring!—has gotten him 39 months in jail, plus a fine of $35,000. Well, that explains the Box and La Esquina
getting raided on the same night. Frequented by the likes of Gisele, Uma Thurman, socialite Fabiola Beracasa, Cuba Gooding Junior, artist Damien Loeb, Atoosa Rubenstein, Lydia Hearst, and Lance Armstrong, the Box hasn't been edgy for like, months. However, a drug-smuggling sentence of one of its backers might make it cool again—at least for a few weeks. [
Guest of a Guest]
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"I hate Samantha Ronson, that fucking dyke!"
Perez Hilton said on stage last night. He was hosting
Paper magazine's third annual Nightlife Awards. Someone (either
Paper's
Mickey Boardman or
Village Voice gossip
Michael Musto) had asked him
what was going on with all his lawsuits; Samantha is suing him for defamation. It's good to know that his level of wit, sophistication and creativity is sort of lacking all across the board, and not just in his writing or Microsoft Paint drawings. To his credit, he's probably the only person in the world who actually looks thinner on T.V. than in real life! Nominee for "Best Nightlife Photographer"
Nikola Tamindzic was there to capture all the bitchy gaiety of the evening.
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