Urophilia! Frottage! Black-varnished toe nails! Consorting with transvestites! Bring me the salts, for my delicate constitution cannot take the outrage and I'm about to get the vapors!
PS: Adam, mah dear, I've seen worse in an U-Bahn station in Berlin during daylight hours. Get thee a grip, honey.
A couple of items above, it was dierespectful to refer to Christine Penner as "Mike" and a "tranny" and this item illustrates why. What exactly do people mean by "tranny"? Transgendered? Transsexual? Transvestite? Drag queen? Each is distinct from the others.
Don't pretend like you'd rather go to boring ass law school than cover the multifacted, ever-evolving beast that is TRANNYPEEGATE. Dig deeper, my friend. This story could make you.
I feel like he's still trying to balance out the naked lady pics from the Details shoot. Tweeting about being (fake?) peed on by a tranny + AMA fake fellatio = "HI, I'M GAY."
@Foster Kamer: HAHA! Your xcellent reply takes me back to that scene during In Bruges, whereby Ralph Fiennes' Irish mobster gets an unpleasant phone call and proceeds to maniacally smash the phone against a desk in impotent fury. His wife pops into the room and attempts to summon him back to his senses:
"Harry," she screams, "Stop it; it's a fucking inanimate object!"
To which he yells back, "YOU'RE a fucking inanimate object!"
Say what you will, but this kid's been in the spotlight for over a year now, and he's somehow keeping his head above water. No major scandals, no huge slipups, no publicly-pressured apologies for something weird he did when he was 12... He's making money and acting as permanent bete noir to the Republican Icon, and no one can do anything about it.
@limber: What? The whole thing is a scandal, a slipup, a public manipulation. He's built his house on a foundation of public pressure. It would all be fine with me if he would just show some wang already. #levijohnston
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I was thinking it would make an interesting commercial for Depends.
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Lamberghini? Lambertyrannasauroussex? Lambacchic? Lambertine? Lamborgy? Lambelshazzar? (Belshazzar being the last king of Babylon, natch)
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Urophilia! Frottage! Black-varnished toe nails! Consorting with transvestites! Bring me the salts, for my delicate constitution cannot take the outrage and I'm about to get the vapors!
PS: Adam, mah dear, I've seen worse in an U-Bahn station in Berlin during daylight hours. Get thee a grip, honey.
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I'm pretty sure there are transexuals who are willing to pee on straight men, bi dudes, lesbians and hedgehogs.
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*[Ba-dum-chh!]
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"Harry," she screams, "Stop it; it's a fucking inanimate object!"
To which he yells back, "YOU'RE a fucking inanimate object!"
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It's kind of admirable. #levijohnston
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