Jory, a general in the army of our supergay IT warriors, reports the following altercation with New York's favorite LOLgaypublicist Kristian Laliberte this weekend.

Don't hang up, Wall Street Journal reporters! That creaky Australian twang on your phone line really might be Rupert Murdoch calling. Apparently Rupert has been dialing up the staff at his fave new paper who are being wooed by other outlets and showing them the love. (Something the Journal's higher-ups rarely did,…