Maybe The Canyons isn't a movie, but a performance art piece about Lindsay Lohan's dramatic tardiness.
Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics 'Leaked' to Promote The Canyons [NSFW]

Lindsay Lohan's "career-jumpstarter" The Canyons is available on Video on Demand in certain markets starting today, but it's so bad that you probably won't watch it.
Straight Porn Superstar James Deen Talks Gay Sex, Onscreen and Off
Porn performer James Deen will not discuss his Canyons costar Lindsay Lohan. But he will discuss his experiences with gay sex, both onscreen—in Paul Schrader’s aforementioned bizarrely mesmerizing and already-storied thriller—and in his real life. What does that say about a performer whose heterosexuality is a…
Report: SXSW has rejected the Lohan vehicle/Sundance-reject The Canyons. Now I really want to see it.
James Deen diplomatically discusses working with Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons. He's so affable. People's porno champ.
'Do Your Fucking Job,' Expert Job-Haver Lindsay Lohan Snaps at Coworkers in Audio from the Canyons Set
TMZ has just unearthed another artifact that will work nicely in your upcoming exhibition "Lindsay Lohan: A Life Hard Lived." It's audio of Lindsay Lohan sniping at her co-star and director on the set of The Canyons.
'Stripes After Jail, So Not a Good Idea!': What We Learned From NYT Magazine's De Facto Lindsay Lohan Profile
If the upcoming Lindsay Lohan/James Deen vehicle The Canyons is half as entertaining as Stephen Rodrick's New York Times Magazine piece about it, it's going to be fantastic. The 8,000-word article reads like an exhaustive documentary on the Paul Schrader-directed, Bret Easton Ellis-written film (that has since been…
Here's the First Trailer for The Canyons, The Movie Co-Starring Lindsay Lohan and Porn Star James Deen
The first trailer for the much-anticipated James Deen-Lindsay Lohan bangfest The Canyons is finally here. It's about what you'd expect: lots of violence, sex, and sleazy-looking LA action. The film, written by Paris Hilton-defender Bret Easton Ellis and directed by Taxi Driver scribe Paul Schrader, lacks both a…
This Is What James Deen and Lindsay Lohan Look Like in Bed Together After 'Banging'
New photos from the set of The Canyons, the Lindsay Lohan-James Deen deep dark sex film written by Bret Easton Ellis, show us how tortured souls pretend to sleep. Is this the beginning or the end?
For Lindsay Lohan's Next Trick, We Will Watch Her Vagina Get Banged With Reckless Abandon, Maybe
Even though Lindsay Lohan is currently shooting both Liz and Dick and Lady In A Porsche Smushed Against An 18-Wheeler simultaneously, novelist Bret Easton Ellis announced last night that she has also won a part in the forthcoming film he wrote The Canyons, which is not a about large chasms in the earth created by…