How the hell are they even going to make a Facebook movie even remotely interesting? Are we going to have to sit and watch people decide whether or not to friend each other? Will Justin change his status to "In a relationship" or will it just stay as "It's complicated"?
Seriously, though, most people look hotter than these stars in their Facebook pix. EVERYONE knows how to make the most of their 15 minutes now, even if it's just on Facebook. #facebook
Watching film online is nothing like watching Opera on tape. As much as Stone likes to jack himself off, film is recorded, edited, and packaged. Sure, you may be able to draw some great moments from the performers during production, but once you record, cut, and distribute it, you lose all of the raw spontaneity that live performance has. As such, film will never contain the feeling of anxiety that accompanies the possibility that anything can happen in the next moment. It is contrived, controlled, and by definition, subject to simulacrum.
As far as the theater experience goes, sure something can be said for watching film in a dark smelly theater while munching on stale popcorn and rubbing elbows with a stranger, but something can also be said for watching the same film at home on a large screen with good food, friends, and family.
@FaceMelter: His point wasn't that watching a real film at home isn't art. His point is that the availability of film tools and uploading sites means that anyone and everyone who doesn't care about film can just produce their masturbatory wank pieces and upload them, and so they never have to learn the craft of making a movie. It's like how everyone has 800 friends who are "photographers" because they buy a fancy digital camera and take close-up-shots of dew on flowers and ice on iron fences without knowing shit about photography or ever having taken a lesson.
@Pope John Peeps II: Actually, I was there and he did also say that watching a film at home on your television is not art. He went off about hi-def tv's and how they make a flim look like it was shot "backstage by Entertainment Tonight with Humphrey Bogart." The man is an elitist ass. Who makes shitty films.
@Pope John Peeps II: I hear what you're saying, and I have a bunch of asshole friends who fancy themselves photographers, but there are different types of photography. Anyone can be Cartier-Bresson. #oliverstone
Freaking Harvey thought he ruled the world - jamming Gwyneth Paltrow's Oscar down our collective throats. His empowerment is marketing because Shakespeare in Love wasn't a "great film", nor was The Crying Game. He can market a mediocre movie with a gimmick like you the viewer should be trembling with delight at paying $12.
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WOW BLOCKBUSTER IN THE MAKING. #facebook
10/21/09
I'd compare this film to something like "Date movie" or "American Pie 3". You'll find it in the bottom of the bargain bin at Target. #facebook
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"This time, it's personal" #facebook
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Except... Justin. #facebook
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...and Fyvush Finkel as the stodgy Jewish grandpa who bewilderly asks "You can make all that money with ca'putas??" *shakes head* #facebook
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As far as the theater experience goes, sure something can be said for watching film in a dark smelly theater while munching on stale popcorn and rubbing elbows with a stranger, but something can also be said for watching the same film at home on a large screen with good food, friends, and family.
Have fun cutting Wall Street 2. High art my ass.
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He's the Wizard of Oz, no more, no less.